dylan

[Charli @charli_xcx]

something horny is coming ;)

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[dylan @HartfordDylan]

@misszupancic @plaidbedsheets 6 flags water park and a sub

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*housewives loudly bickering in the background on hulu*
me:

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

SO, AM I UNCANCELED NOW?

[dylan @HartfordDylan]

@misszupancic I want the Harlem Globetrotters performing

[jas @jasminerocha]

Yo. Everyone watch @AOC Instagram live. Here’s a clip of the whole dang truth.

[dylan @HartfordDylan]

@misszupancic Melk deserves to be a part of this

[Logan Bennett @LoganBennett95]

500+ arrests in DC after George Floyd protests.

13 arrests in DC after a domestic terrorist attack on the US Capitol.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Kamala on her first day presiding over the Senate

[dylan @HartfordDylan]

Okay but when was the last time somebody bought a beats pill?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Atlanta Veneer Tech @atl_q0]

Stacey Abrams played an absolutely ENORMOUS role in Georgia turning blue. She has become one of the biggest civil and voting rights advocates in the country and helped register about 800,000 new voters. Give this Black woman the credit she deserves!

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Congratulations on your big victory last night, sis @AyannaPressley!

Guess the Squad isn’t so “vulnerable” after all — we have the people on our side. And our progressive coalition is only growing!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation’s Capitol yesterday.

Believe it or not, I usually get along fine w/ my GOP colleagues. We know how to check our legislative sparring at the committee door.

But hey, “b*tches” get stuff done. 🤷🏽‍♀️