Hartlepool Life

Got 99 problems but Tax ain't 1.

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@amie_slack Hi Amie, I have you on Facebook. Would you prefer me messaging you on there as I cannot stand Twitter messaging

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Going offit in Spain because the waitress can't understand your proper good English #HartlepoolLife #Hartlepool #intergrationnation

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@sortedpr @JohnGelson Yeah sorry to disappoint you both. Unfortunately i tend to poke fun at our resident vagabonds and crack self deprecating jokes

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Forgetting to post shit in weeks because the Frosty's bender was pure sound #Hartlepool

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Using lambrini as a catalyst of your sorrows because wine tastes like rat's piss #Hartlepool

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Buzzing your tits off when it rains because it's cheaper than paying the water bill #Hartlepool

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When you wake up cuddling #parmo from the night before while your lass has to have the couch #Hartlepool

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When you and the boys have necked your #WKD and you've got a dole appointment in an hour #Hartlepool

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Getting your lurcher to chase the neighbours rabbit because today's jezza kyle was a repeat #NationalPetDay

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Going out on the town in December with just a T-shirt because you're a radgy northern bastard #hartlepool

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When changes is shut so you have to dress to impress in King Johns #Hartlepool

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Twinned with the USA https://t.co/UcXYnCXohc

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Prank callers in several states convince Burger King workers to bust out windows https://t.co/PIF1SjVCCY

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You're welcome up here big Davey C, we don't pay tax either #Hartlepool #northeast #DodgyDave

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Washing your condoms because it's good for the environment #hartlepool

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Going to the One life because Chardonnay tripped on her Air Max #Hartlepool

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When you've only got 19p but you need 20 to call your mam who's in hospital all of a sudden #Hartlepool #Chav