Darlo Walrus

Darlo loving, seawater-scented, crustacean-munching, permanently-moist lard bucket

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

THE DARLO - WALRUS PARADOX

Dec 31st
Thor Walrus appears in Scarborough

Jan 1st
Thor Walrus departs Scarborough

Jan 2nd
10:00 Darlo Walrus departs to Scarborough
12:30 Thor Walrus appears 3 miles from Darlo Walrus' house
15:30 @safc 2-5 @Official_Darlo
15:45 My family see Thor

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@ChrisFiexen @DarloBill Not every football fan in England gives a shit about the Premier League...

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

We must be fucking mental
We must be fucking mad
I'm backing @Official_Darlo
Howay the fucking lads
https://t.co/0GzPChSQC4 via @darlofcsg

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@RedWallPleb @BBCBreaking Imagine blocking replies because you cannot fucking defend your own bigotry 🤣

Toodles x

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@RedWallPleb @BBCBreaking What in the name of whataboutery has this got to do with deportations?

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@Pilgrim58192938 @RedWallPleb @BBCBreaking No, I don't.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@mahfl22 @BBCBreaking Yeah, what the fuck of it?

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@MarkPriestley2 @henrywinter To be fair he's hardly saying "give him the job now"....

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@BCFC @SkyBetChamp Paging @FootballCliches to hopefully decode the ordering system employed

[Joe @DarloBill]

HAVE THAT YOU WHINING SMOGGIE CUNTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Why are Geordies so obsessed with Trafalgar Square?

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And nobody’s life improved👍

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@henrywinter If he wants an example of gross injustice he should have a peek at how the FA treated Darlington FC in 2012....

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@DarloBill But you hate Darlo too

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

If we get 12 points will we get the ball out of the net and dash back to the centre circle

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

This guy is stomping around like Steve Gibson is fucking Chuck Norris 🤣

[Akikozono @akikozono]

Even when Boro faced a sudden managerial crisis this season, Steve Gibson remained a man of integrity. It is well known that he has a long-standing principle of never poaching a manager who is currently under contract with another club. We didn’t resort to dirty tactics; we respected the game, followed the rules, and brought in Kim from Hammarby through the front door with full transparency. History has shown that you do not cheat and piss off Steve Gibson. Liverpool tried it and got taken to the cleaners; Derby tried it and almost went out of business. If you cheat him, he will make sure you are punished. I am incredibly proud of our club for having such a great Chairman, and I am honored to call myself a Boro fan. Up the Boro#

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

@Napzoftheday @SkyFootball You should look at more stuff

[Darlo Walrus @HartyDFC]

"They spied on us and worked out we are especially vulnerable in the 116th minute"