Haruki Sakamoto

Proud father of 9 beautiful children. single life. Proud Manchester United fan. I love all my BM’s. Scratch Golfer. Sales is my passion.

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@lemmebang213 it wasnt 6 mill

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@lemmebang213 heard this !

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

horny

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

if you don’t have a lime in your corona i genuinely have you on my death list…. fuck you #rona #lime #beerme

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

anyone else despise cabbage… if you genuinely enjoy cabbage i hope you burn in hell🤣 anyways i’m going to olive garden with the kids tomorrow, can’t wait to order the tour of italy! #ihatemykids #needliquor

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

if my kids find this account i’m ending it all 🤣🤣…. onto the next bottle #sexual

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Second post of the night, if you care… go fuck yourself to completion. Switched to bourbon for the night so i can feel like a fucking dead beat when i wake up. Gonna hire a hooker just to get bob evan’s in the morning with her. Gonna feed her blueberries with a full chub #beerme

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Been a while… sitting in my basement drinking flights watching netflix naked. fucked a bitch with a bush so big last night i got rug burn on it might have to see how she’s feeling tonight. gonna eat some leftover ribs and get weird… #frictionburn #hardaswespeak

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@TiffanyFong_ welp……

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Rough night turns into a rough day… just how the cookie crumbles i guess. Gonna restart the process with four or five colorado kool aids. If you can’t beat em join em kinda beat. #stilldrunk #Jsesh

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So hungover i’ve been shaking since 12. Don’t know if i’ll bounce back from this one boys. Might have to pull my trigger and silently cry in the bathroom for a smooth 45 minutes. What the fuck is wrong with my body. #beerme #fuck

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Outside with the fellas right now… eye fucking my boy from across the porch trying to send a vibe his way. I’m kinda feeling him.. is it crazy to say that?? He looks so good in hats.
#notcrazy #needadrink #letmehit

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@lemmebang213 are we deadass????

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@WWE Anyone else want RKO’d into this two broads’ diamond chest pieces… instant 🦴

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Driving home from work with half a 30 rack missing in my backseat. @lemmebang213 i’m on my way to your house…. you better be warmed up for me🤣🤣🤣
#BricbyBric #horny #igotbeer

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

At work right now, my daughter didn’t wake me up this morning so I was late. What a fucking idiot she can be sometimes. No water for her today!!🤣🤣
#dumbass #wakemeupbitch #loser #beerme

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Anyone else hate tuesdays??? #justme #orno Might play a sunset nine tonight and pop a wood in front of the cart girl. Always a good time half chubbed on the course… am I right??? #whynot

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@itswords_ Need a heavy blunt passed🤣🤣🤣

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

@lemmebang213 u up rn

[Haruki Sakamoto @HarukiSaka1972]

Laying in bed thinking of that cart girl at the turn last weekend @bladesofgordy
Would’ve loved to seen her one bite a hot dog🤣🤣 talk about a stiff shaft!!
#19hole #whosyourcaddy