fish alive

To really live you must nearly die

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Kama unaeza enda choo kupupu club alafu urudi kudance mbele ya watu you're a very dangerous creature

[fish alive @HarveyArvine]

@njorogemainah kingeero

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Siku hizi Hamfanyi CPA 🤣🤣🤣

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

Hii generation haikunywi chai asubuhi bana..😅

[Marieanne @Meytrullers17]

Stop chat gpt!!

[🅾️MG @OMGHommie]

CBD to Westie is a walkable distance🗿

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Kuna watu wazima, then kuna millennials wa 93-97.

The most unserious adults I’ve ever encountered.

[pwety gurls @nianadell]

is driving a Lambo really supposed to look like this, with your head sticking out?😂 this guy totally lost his aura.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Six Months kwa relationship na nshaspend Sh.400. Enyewe she's after my Money

[Softboy @softboywin]

Today my mom asked
'What's your salary?'
And I forgot what amount I told her the last time"🤣
Helppppp😭😭

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

"If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector."

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I have been scammed before but nothing is a bigger scam than ‘Swahili dishes’ restaurants in Nairobi.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Ukiwa broke manzi yako hukuwa na cousins wengi sana.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

due to unavoidable circumstances, i've temporarily paused building generational wealth to focus on two meals a day and rent😒

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

We almost signed a guy with a fake chin.

Forgive us Father for we almost sinned.

[ıɹn⊥ @OnlyOneTuri]

Millenials try too hard to fit in, unaingia office asubuhi mtu anakuona umebeba bag anakuuliza “bag ni ya nini?” Akiexpect mcheke cheke na yeye. Mzee peleka ujinga kwa desk yako

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[fish alive @HarveyArvine]

Ronaldo fans are shifting from france to Argentina then back to spain