Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン

Suspects foul play. Has eliminated no suspects. Married to @oicheryl. Am also @[email protected]

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@RoyalMailHelp Done, thank you. Looking forward to your response.

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

So apparently the new @RoyalMail policy is to not attempt redelivery or even leave a card if you’re not in. They just leave your package in your “SafeSpace”… or more accurately on your doorstep to get stolen. 🤦🏻‍♂️

(Told about the policy change by the person at the delivery depot)

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

No @tweetbot = no @Twitter. I’ll be more or less exclusively on Mastodon from now on.

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@ann_leckie @mastodon If you put it in your profile there are tools which will help people find you automatically. E.g. https://t.co/4FAsWkyHKq

(Maybe you already knew this and had your reasons not to, in which case apologies)

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@PostNL Done! Thank you!

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@PostNL my parcel has been “Customs in the destination country is checking your shipment” for almost a month. Who do I need to contact to resolve this?

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@PostNL (UK customs)

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@marcoarment # TODO: Remove this hack ASAP.

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

So… Mastodon?

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@molly0xFFF Red CL is best CL. 👍🏻

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@dougalstanton @marxamod Paul Cornell’s Shadow Police series at least acknowledges other cities having similar supernatural undergrounds, if that helps…

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@Cartmangriffin @willsmith I used to be a dishwasher in a high end restaurant. Doing this is actually kind of bad practice, because the spoons can… well… spoon and not get fully cleaned. The same goes for the forks, but obviously they don’t spoon, they…

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@IanDunt Tesla’s look annoyingly good, most other EVs look like a plastic lunch box on wheels.

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@marcoarment Ah, they’re doing it Google style…

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@molly0xFFF Planet Money got taken in by it, too: https://t.co/nAupWaLpTm

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@sereni_rikheart #businessidea

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

Ask not for whom Big Ben bongs.

It bongs for thee…

…Boris.

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@IanDunt Literally took me the first half of season 1 to realise he was supposed to be British…

[Nick Johnson - 二クジョンソン @HarveyNick]

@IanDunt I don’t care that he’s an actor playing a part, if I ever see Antony Starr in real life I will turn around and run the fuck away…

[Chris Bratt @chrisbratt]

Anddd @YouTubeCreators has automatically age-restricted the video, without providing a reason, which is going to be extremely bad news for the fundraiser we're running!

We're appealing this decision, but in the meantime, we could use a few RTs.

https://t.co/s896oacERp