Has Allam Gone Yet?

A simple Social Media countdown to the OFFICIAL confirmation of the day so many #hcafc fans have been dreaming of...

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Yes

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Have I missed anything?

Nice, quiet, sensible, drama-free summer so far, yeah?

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[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Got a strange feeling this morning, like someone just walked over my grave.

Just to be clear. I'm not dead, I'm only sleeping.

Maybe see you soon? Although hopefully not...

#hcafc

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@DavidFe20490699 @HullCity @HullCityLFC 👍

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

@unluckycityfan Behave, you fucking snowflake!

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Fuck it! Pub!

#hcafc

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Don't make me resurrect and rename this account @acunilicali

You've got a decent amount of credit in the bank, and I may calm down in time, *if* the more detailed explanation makes any more sense than the current mindfuck

But right now...

I'M FUCKING RAGING BRUV

#hcafc

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

GUESS WHO'S BACK, AND OFF THE CRACK! 🙌

Yes, even I felt compelled to crawl back out of my coffin and say, Jaden Philogene...what a fucking signing, man!

UP THE ACUN!
UP THE LIAM!
UP DEM FUCKING TIGERS!

Fuck it! Pub!

Then let's go fuck up the foxes!

#hcafc

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Wanna know three things I really like about Acun? No? Well I'll tell you anyway...

1. He's made mistakes, but shown a willingness to listen to others around him, and learn from them

2. He clearly cares

3. He's not Ehab

Welcome to the madhouse, Liam Rosenior

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[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

That new deal for Jacob Greaves was absolutely crucial

Firstly because he's one of the best defenders in the league

Secondly because he's a local lad

But most importantly, because he's one of our few remaining players whose name I can actually spell

FUCKING GET IN!

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[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

"Wait until admin has nearly finished the fancy 'reveal' video he's been working on all night, and then announce the Doğukan Sinik signing yourself."

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[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

As folk seem to be making meaningless comparisons between Bowen & KLP today, I would also like to add

Bowen left for West Ham, & a few weeks later there was a global pandemic

I just hope Brentford realise they could be putting the whole of mankind at risk, selfish cunts

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As one of the more grounded and, dare I say it, cynical members of the #hcafc fanbase, I feel a little compelled to question the level of player wages we are seemingly committing ourselves to, and...ahhh who gives a shiny shit, we're going up!

Fuck it! Pub!

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

I would bloody LOVE to see us lift the Corendon Cup

It's been a long-standing dream of mine since the competition was first launched. This morning

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Things are really starting to take off

We'll be in the top flight in no time

And so on...

Fuck it! Pub!

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[Hull City @HullCity]

🤝 We are excited to announce @Corendon_Air as our new front-of-shirt sponsors in a club-record @SkyBetChamp sponsorship deal.

More Info ⤵️

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Letting Honeyman go, swiftly followed by missing out on Seri is a bit of a reality check

Too many of us were getting a little bit carried away about our prospects for the season ahead

I am therefore reluctantly revising our predicted finishing position from 1st to 2nd

#hcafc

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No need to panic about lack of transfer announcements

We've signed loads of new players

It's just that they're all foreign. So under the new UK regime, they're all currently in a hotel in Rwanda, waiting for Priti Patel to approve their visa applications

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No (new signings)

Fuck it! Pub!

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[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

Just out of prison and catching up on what I've missed

According to Twitter, we're signing Gareth Bale, Robert Lewandowski and Mesut Ozil

This doesn't even remotely address our defensive issues

Typical city!

#hcafc

[Has Allam Gone Yet? @HasAllamGone]

One last time, just for old time's sake, and to mark the end of the season in which it FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED!

The future's Black and Amber

With mad bastard Acun at the helm, we'll piss this league next season

#hcafc

ps YES!