Moiz Hasan

Sometimes I post stuff here.

[Moiz Hasan @HasanMoiz]

The accounts are fake but the likes are real baby

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@AaronIsaacs69 @bellytelevision @zakagan It was good but not great

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Type of poster you see on the ceiling at the dentist

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Moiz Hasan @HasanMoiz]

"How can we make our haunted house stand out?"
The humble dry ice:

[Aaron Isaacs @AaronIsaacs69]

Pre roll had me like

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@AaronIsaacs69 Cancelled

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When I see a big ass spider

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

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This shit has gone too far

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Fortune teller that uses Jelly beans

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Been saying this for years

[Aaron Isaacs @AaronIsaacs69]

Zach tried to use these as lands last time we played commander

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Every comedy show has to be about a workplace because no one can relate to having a family anymore.

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@AaronIsaacs69 @bellytelevision @zakagan If Zach cared he'd watch Crash (1996)

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@AaronIsaacs69

[zach kagan @zakagan]

This guy looks like the only thing he’s detaining is cheeseburgers

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@AaronIsaacs69 I think long walk is up there for me

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@AaronIsaacs69 It's a show about Pokemon staying at a summer resort

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Watching Pokemon Concierge and they sipping on eggplant

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It's @zakagan

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Michael Jordan admits he has a secret X/Twitter where he rage-baits people.

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@AaronIsaacs69 Male Dorkiness Epidemic

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Coffee. Black. No sugar because I don't trust anything that makes this easier. The first sip burns and I let it. Pain means I'm still here. Pain means the night didn't win. I hold the cup with both hands like a man holding his own heart outside his body. Just me and something dark that doesn't pretend to be anything else. Everyone else will lie to me today. This won't