Haselrig 🇺🇸 🏠✌️

Kicking against the dying of the light.

Wear a 😷 and Stay 🏠so you don't get 🤒

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Living in the U.S. now feels like watching A Few Good Men and having Jessup admit to ordering the Code Red and nothing happens. Tom Cruise just looks around the courtroom with a dumb look on his face as Jessup walks out of the courtroom and boards a flight back to Cuba.

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@EmranRashid3 Go with the lesser of two weevils.

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@StephenKing Best use of Don't Fear the Reaper ever.

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I'll be your dingleberry.

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@ememess Grifts all the way down.

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@OhHowByronic Gotta end with Nickelback or all the built up symmetry humor is lost.

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@DocAtCDI Turns into two pumpkins.

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@MichaelJElston Post-reality America.

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@AnxiousLionO He has the power. Hard to argue with that.

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@ememess Only on the planet Earth do you lose sales by eliminating the cashier position at your store.

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@blacklionking73 Hard to be nostalgic for something that never goes away.

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@BlackKnight10k Time for a candy-stripe compromise.

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@ememess Very Trumpy to sidestep the usual process by having a temporary flunky in an important job.

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@Stonekettle Cloud gutter.

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@IAmJohnAles What if instead of expensive surgery, we had some sort of board certify people to cut into you with a knife and fix the problem?

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@PaulAhticks This the southern border they're always screeching about?

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@blacklionking73 No.

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@SirJeremyLondon Thirty Years War will blow his mind. Christians against CHRISTIANS?!?

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@Mike_Pence @POTUS Wouldn't have anything to do with Tommy Tuberville decapitating our military from the inside or anything which, I assume, would somehow be Biden's fault, too?

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@Stonekettle The "another day" escape hatch is just chef's kiss good.

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@CMCRET @GOP It just goes to show that the republican party is essentially a web of people pointing guns at each other and threatening to release whatever they have on each other at all times.