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[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Saquon Barkley when I need him to score a TD to pay rent this month

[slasher @HashSlngngAsher]

@SpaceLiminalBot Idk why but I can smell this picture

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

The next time there’s a major hurricane headed for Florida they should name it ‘Hurricane Phillies 5-9 batters” so then it won’t hit anything

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Bae, these Off-White, these ain't no Huarache

[Kendall Beck @KBeckEagles]

The Eagles are 9-1. Goodnight.

[slasher @HashSlngngAsher]

NRFPT @Dbacks

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

ONTO THE NLCS

#RedOctober

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

This is our generations Iverson step-over Lue.

What a photo.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

It's a natural question.

Would Bryce Harper end his career playing big-league baseball in his hometown?

He spoke to @MattGelb about MLB's potential move to Vegas: https://t.co/8uS9UiYi1g

[slasher @HashSlngngAsher]

No Philadelphia sports today!!!

[Jirai 🍷 @JangJirai]

#ItsAPhillyThing

Eagles Phillies

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Remember when the Phils pulled off one of the greatest comebacks at 2pm on a weekday

[slasher @HashSlngngAsher]

@UKPhillies Where ever Matt Stairs is sitting

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Bryce Harper, but Moneyball

[slasher @HashSlngngAsher]

@KentheBen

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Did you miss us, October?

#RingTheBell

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Phillies fighting for that 3rd Wild Card spot:

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The year is 2024.

You walk into your local coffee shop.

A latte costs $12.

You have the choice of tipping 75%, 95%, or 125%.

You sheepishly tap "75%" and feel bad about yourself.

The barista shakes his head in disgust.

[Macyk 🌩 @MarkMacyk]

This is Philadelphia's version of when Notre Dame cathedral burned down