Mahershalalhashbozy

Speed to the Spoil. Word to your Mother. Destruction is imminent.

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9 yo graffiti in my scriptures. Love it. #dadtwitter

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@chrishardman I did not know. *twinge of envy

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@Here_s_Hoping I’m looking at a replacement in the near future. So, accurate

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No ai used.

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@Santo_Andyroo @Hashboz @Mormonger

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@HandicapHulk09 Happy Bday in Heaven, my dude.

Saddest series of tweets I ever saw on this app :

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@MormonMarksman “I swear Bishop, I’m sexless —by the standard definition of current sociological studies!”

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1 in 5

ONE IN FIVE MARRIAGES.

Crazy

[Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch @TheXMatriarch]

A wife doesn’t get to decide, quietly and unilaterally, that the sexual marriage is over while expecting every other part of the arrangement to continue indefinitely without discussion.

She doesn’t get to turn her husband into a roommate, provider, co-parent, handyman, emotional support system, social escort, family representative, and faithful companion while treating his desire for his own wife as some embarrassing character flaw he needs to outgrow.

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@snuffybodacious @Mormonger All men hate ketchup

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@exyota @TheOldEvan https://t.co/QdBLvcq7ck

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@freereefills @TheTriarii Ah. Here it is:

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@MormonMarksman Yeah I wouldn’t think 1x/month is sexless. I would think half that maybe at the most

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@Rach_the_Rivetr @Mormonger Mmmm so juicy

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@Rach_the_Rivetr @Mormonger Bring it on!

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@Santo_Andyroo @Hashboz @Mormonger

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@Rach_the_Rivetr @Mormonger Thanks.

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@TheOldEvan Always with the boomers 🙄 🤣

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@EagarEphraimite 🤷 commit beforehand that it’s going to be priority? But it’s easy for a spouse to back out on their commitments once the spouse is committed. “You’re trapped”

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@Tburdy It’s wild it was even there in the first place.

Wilder that they tried to clean it up and then left it there

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I am staying at a very high end resort.

There is no excuse for this. 🤮

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@Rach_the_Rivetr @Mormonger This one hurts the most

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It can always be worse

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It could be worse
@Hashboz

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@catphonics @TheTriarii @MahiFischer how do you make this assumption?

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@freereefills @TheTriarii Ah. Here it is:

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@freereefills @TheTriarii This could be a proxy for age to address your critique?