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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." Henry David Thoreau

[Hashim🇺🇬 @Hashim3Namara]

Meanwhile you lose 0shs when you retweet my hustle .😌

[Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda @SsemujjuIN]

Hon Janet Kataha Museveni once again requested to be vetted on zoom but committee members objected. Speaker Oboth-Oboth tried twice to persuade members but failed. We are waiting to see what happens today; whether they are once again willing to bend the rules to accommodate Museveni family rule. For the entire five years, 2021-26, Kataha never stepped in parliament!

[Uganda Media Centre @UgandaMediaCent]

Uganda: Business as usual

[Bruno K 🎸 🎙 @bruno_KUg]

My brother Gabriel Buule i know you as a Christian and a kind man. As a spokesperson of Black Market do you think it's right for these people to take 1.5 billion from a poor kid?

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Man, living in Kitukutwe is wild. Literally every passenger got off, and even the conductor reached his stop and left. Now it’s just me and the driver, and he’s casually telling me a story about his son swallowing a coin!

[Anita Annet Among @AnitahAmong]

I join my colleagues in congratulating Rt Hon @ObothOboth and Rt Hon @Thomas_Tayebwa on their election as Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the 12th Parliament. I have no doubt that your leadership will bolster the legislative agenda and promote outcomes that serve our nation's best interests. I sincerely wish you success in your service to our country.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Looks like Gen Kahinda Otafiire may cease to be busy on Monday mornings for the next years!

And the other guy from southwestern kigezi with a higher military rank may cease to be free on Monday mornings.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

When would she sit in this office?

Would she even sit inside such an office?

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

But who sent those young boys to steal laptops from BOU? How did they manage to pull it off?

What information was on those laptops?

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

The uninvited visitors seem to have split up into different teams to make sure they visit as many hosts as possible!

It is raining but Musasizi is sweating!

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

There’s no male Ugandan artist as professional, disciplined about his music career and talented like @IamApass ! I happened to book him last week for Guvnor’s Saturday night Fever, he posted and promoted the gig , did a drop for the night without any reminder. Arrived 1 hour before his performance, he came with his music technician and performed with live instrumental sounds so we can hear his voice. Not seen something like that before! Everyone was happy and complimenting his performance! Apass deserves his flowers. BOOK HIM!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Omugagga Ham, the only way out is not paying people to get you appointments, it is coming out publicly and declaring the money that Anita Annet Among has kept with you!

Less of that, you’ll be the first in your blood line to know that all your buildings are in wetlands!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Hamis Kigundu engato yandimukwata!

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

'0peration Maliza Ufisadi' has just began, already we have retrieved quite a lot of the people's money and property. Everything will be returned to the Treasury. I will give a partial report soon. I advise all government officials to co-operate fully with the security services...in order to avoid arrest.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Bobi wine has for long been telling you that the Uganda Parliament is just a crime scene and everyone rubbished him!
Now, their own CID has marked the doors to the office of the speaker with “CRIME SCENE, DO NOT CROSS” tapes!

Who has that Gen. @mugishamuntu video of time?

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Floods in Kampala have been caused by 40 years of corruption in the city. We had idiots like Lukwago for 25 years! That is changing now. UPDF is taking charge.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I think Ugandans have now began to understand us...we don't joke around! Kampala will have the best roads and pavements in Africa!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits!

FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

I shall say one more thing today. The entire budget for roads in Kampala will be under my control (CDF). I will determine who builds and repairs roads.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

As for our beautiful and gracious female MPs, supporters of PLU and NRM. The President assured me he has catered adequately for his female supporters.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

On the issue of Deputy Speaker, after getting guidance from the Commander-in-Chief, all PLU MPs and PLU leaning MPs will support Rt.Honourable @Thomas_Tayebwa for that position. Congratulations Rt.Honourable.