Alexpresso

“UCLA?” “I do, I see it every day. I live here.”

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People saying Obsession is like an adult Goosebumps when it’s so clearly an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode featuring Sardo (no Mister, accent on the “do”)

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Taylor Swift x Toy Story 5 song should have been called “All You Had to Do
Was Play”

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This being Doha

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Name a more “Backrooms” city than Abu Dubai

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@eamondowney @elijahwood @SubwayTakes @alamodrafthouse Okay relax

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@NatalieFratto @60Minutes They ran out of minutes 😔

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I hate that you made that song!

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Just got out of an advance screening and can confirm this is one of the more insane tweets I’ve ever seen

[Darren Mooney @Darren_Mooney]

So, I’m guessing Travis Knight was a fan of Jane Schoenbrun’s “I Saw the TV Glow.”

#MastersOfTheUniverse is a delight. Just a joy from beginning to end about being the man you choose to be.

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Backrooms?!

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@tsmidnights13 Yes, plain and also old

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Americans teaching music: “imagine a burger…”

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"There's no iMAX theaters in any national parks, it's bullshit." - @realrockhudson

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Listen if it takes AI-generated videos of Donald Trump walking down the street serving fresh tilapia to make “One Step at a Time” finally hit #1 let’s burn down the fucking Amazon

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Coachella attendees seeing a Ferris wheel for the first time, apparently

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@youreamoron2026 @RachelEReilly You misspelled Everywhere in your username

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Okay so what is it

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Starting Real Housewives of Rhode Island

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The Pitt Season 3

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

all baby night at the hibachi grill come get your infant exposed to a lot of fire

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@PatchNavillus DELETE IT

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@codymonster91 This queen from The Birdcage

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Trying to hatewatch this new Harry Potter trailer