Cass Baumer

Professional bad decision maker.

🎤 @FCWefed interviewer
🏠 Retired Fighter.

(RP Account. Not Marta Piekarz.)

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

I had a late night thought about bringing back Baumer Report in a new positive (and limited to certain federations) form, but I doubt it would go over well.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@ZENITHfed 👀

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

My world's on fire.
How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it.
And I never get bored.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

The difference between you and me is that I don't need to even touch a wrestling ring to make a mark on this industry.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

"You gotta put in the work.""
"Rome wasn't built in a day."

Yeah, nah.

Talk long enough.
Act confident enough.
And people usually give you whatever you want.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@YFDXavier @FCWefed I was a little nervous before you said this. Heh. Thanmks. For real.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

Thanks for having me back,. @FCWefed!

Current FCW fans mioght not remember, but I was on the FCXW roster for a short amount of time. Now that I'm done with in-ring competition, I've been hired back to do what I do best: asking the questions you want to know. 🕵️‍♀️

[FCW @FCWefed]

Introducing FCW’s new backstage interviewer! You know her, you love her, at least we hope that’s how you feel about her… it’s @HashtagBaumer!

//If you need an interviewer for a segment, be sure to use Cass!

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@YFDXavier @FCWefed Thanks, man. Gonna do my best!

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@HorrorwoodsOwn @FCWefed If you’re betting on @Cases4Baskets passing up an elimination when it’s there, sure. Flawless plan.
Just keep your guard up. That’s all I’ve got to say.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@TheSamTolson @NightQueenAsh @FCWefed Aw man... I was hoping. 😅

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@HorrorwoodsOwn @FCWefed So you have absolutely zero plan. Got it.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@TheSamTolson @NightQueenAsh As @FCWefed's interviewer and a totally non-biased observer, I ask: Would you like to share a poem of your own, Sam?

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

He told awful jokes. He took forever in the bathroom. He hogged the TV remote. He never cleaned his room. He collected stupid cards for a game he didn’t even play. And somehow, he still yelled at me and Ronnie over the stupidest shit!

...

You would have liked him.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

Sorry I’ve been a little checked out lately.

January 21st makes eleven years since John died.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

No industry lives up to what it oughta be, but you get out of it what you can.

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@SuchSweetSour @M0LLY_HATCHET Aw. That's too bad. 😅

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Cheerin' for @M0LLY_HATCHET.

[Wrestle League @WrestleLeague1]

And Division 3 ( @M0LLY_HATCHET @ShesADarkAngel @DarcyGrav3s & @zachporterpw ) vs. Division 6 @PearlsOfIvory @LuckyLucasB @SuchSweetSour & @HollyRhodesFit )

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@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour I choose to believe, yes! They are cousins!

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@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour Is she related to that Tina Fay character in 30 Rock, btw?

[Cass Baumer @HashtagBaumer]

@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour That seems to happen a lot. lol