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Definitely just heard an anchor say "whalefare" instead of "welfare"

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Not gonna lie, just read "Omaha, NE" and wondered how I had never heard of the town Omaha in New England before.

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Clouds can't be right angles.

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You don't say.

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It takes two plates to hold one slice. #goals

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...pants bag?

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You know your nights gone weird when the vegan cookout you got invited to turns into a lesbian sex party. Took a bean burger and got the heck out of there

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@jackblack just heard about movie #2! I remember when my older bro brought a copy of your first movie home on DVD and snuck it my my parents so we could watch it. He passed away about 6 years ago but I know he'd be so excited for movie #2.Thanks for helping me remember him today!

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@realDonaldTrump No answer? Fine then, no vote for you. #HermanCain2016

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@realDonaldTrump What are your policies on being a fuckboi?

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Ooooooooh yah

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I took a selfie, but my phone was too close to my face. #imdrunkaf

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"You can do anything if you have the right pair of pants on" - @blntmasterclark

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@uofcincy Hi Kyle

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@blntmasterclark #flatteredasfuck

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@HamillHimself What movie should I watch tonight, Ep. 4 or Laserhawk?

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@uofcincy I'm not in uofcinci, but I did just eat some Wendy's #roadtrip

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@uofcincy Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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@uofcincy @Interns_Band just don't get too rowdy.