kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

educator. nbtransmasc lesbian man. njdevils/seattle krakens. he/him. ny’er. grecian boy-himbo. a raichu. in 💖 with 💖 . the kat in @KatAndJaxter. actuallyadhd.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Everybody making fun of Marcus on @LPontheleft about excitedly rambling about the plague and how he’d never get a girl and Marcus saying ‘I married the one who said ‘tell me more’’ made me cry. IT’S THE TRUEST THING.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Ben shapiro’s sister looks like an evil sara bareilles.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Taps mic hello. Is this thing on. I’m only tweeting to say the idol sucks. Okay goodbye.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

If I had the talent to do it boy howdy would I make an arg in the style of ben drowned using dot hack (overall)

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Return of the blarms.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

This year I am thankful for—

[G 👹 @GianniNJD]

While Rangers Fans are complaining the Devils Success is “Not Sustainable”

Lets look at some more stats!!!!

Jack Hughes - 21 pts

Entire “Kids Line” Combined - 22 pts

😃

#NJDevils

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

I can’t fucking believe my childhood harley Quinn Batman crack otp came TRUE.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

@nickdiramio You’re my comfort show. I’m actually at least 75% of the views on your christian playlist. You deserve 3 billion.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Funfact: my aunt has both suffered through and actually enjoyed hereditary. She has a horrific phobia of horror movies.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

I’m the healer in overwatch… and dead by daylight… and now .HACK… i think I have a type.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

@DeadByBHVR nerf it oh my god nerf it nerf it oh my god nerf it nerf the turkey killer oh my god nerf it nerf it oh my god nerf it oh my god nerf it nerf it oh my god nerf it nerf it nerf nerf nerf it oh my god nerf the turkey killer nerf it oh my god nerf it oh my god nerf it ne

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

I’m gonna solo queue it up hard on dbd for awhile. I’m in a real good mood to piss off killers.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

I’m just done. I’m so done. I just want to be able to go to sleep without waking up the next day waiting for or assuming my mother might be dead. Only took 31 (probably 32) years to learn that. Yipee.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

So uh. If anyone is still aware I’m breathing my mother is on hospice and so that’s. Begun the process. It doesn’t make a difference in saying ‘I guess I won’t be here’ because… I have not been here. I went and I said everything I had to say.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

taught me that everything is conditional and no, shit doesn’t get better when you get older. I haven’t been able to properly write in ages because of… everything. Catharsis is like a distant memory. And I am but a vapor when it comes to existence, evidently.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Pride month and the @cloakbrand site is sold out of….. everything. I can’t believe I’m actually -upset- about this but hell I wanted that cape. Or anything.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Just another day where I try to go to haddonfield in dbd and every whiny little fuck dc’s. This game is the epitome of ‘I don’t want to do it so no one should wahhh’. Just. Learn. 2. Play.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

You go you funky actress (??????) trying to kill what will eventually be an ancient curse. You’re everything.

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

Like holy heck Nancy is so in control of her own destiny. Every adult in her life fails her mercilessly so she does what about it? Oh she doesn’t go on some harrowing journey of self-discovery. Oh, no no. Much better. She decides she’s going to make

[kat valentine. 🇬🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @HashtagHockey]

‘Okay Krueger, now we play in your court’, ‘welcome to my world, bitch’ and, to be Frank— ‘you’re nothing. You’re shit.’ Nancy is such an underrated final girl but here’s my little dream warrior and i couldn’t love her more.