MidwestJake

I’m not the favorite child, she’s a Belgian Malinois. I don’t have a permanent home, I’m a career student.

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

The Goodest boye

[Dubs @DubsUW]

I’m ready for my close-up! 📸🎥🐾

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@Sportsnet offsides? lol

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@XcelEnergyMN you should probably let your customers know you’ll be blocking their driveway all morning…taking an uber to work now thanks Xcel!

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@realDonaldTrump lol X is officially dead…Elon you really dragging it down with not only a shit interview but an app that doesn’t work…bring back the old twitter.

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

I love the idea that @Costco carries @KONGCompany now! Don’t love that this you lasted Ramen about 7 minutes before breaking. What happened to the old durable stuff??

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Life will come at you faster than a 100 MPH fastball up and in @spittinchiclets https://t.co/6shuC3plOc

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Definition of fuck around & find out

[Dubs @DubsUW]

go dawgs! 🐾

[Lynx 💛 @LustrousLynx]

Madison Cawthorn saying that it was “just his cousin” is supposed to make it better????????

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@StorminNormanAK It’s because you’re in an alaska lounge… Garbo

[The Alaskan Legislature But As Dogs @AKLegAsDogs]

Laddie Shaw, Anchorage (R)
Scottish Terrier

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@TeamStubHub is it possible to get ahold of anyone? Show is in 1 hour and 30 minutes…

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@mrlittell @Delta But now you fly southwest?

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@TheOneMeerp thanks for the follow fam

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@DrBryanLeyva You shouldn’t know before hand if you’re going to call out, unless it’s an family emergency in which case cut them some slack? Also it takes less time to stat order some labs than it does to create a tweet to complain! Have a great day regardless! Hope it gets better!

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

I’m not sure anyone will truly appreciate this joke, but did they not dexa scan McGregor before the fight? With his old osteoporosis looking ass

[MidwestJake @HashtagJLT]

@ChrisStigall Why don’t you do both? I will!

[Axios @axios]

BREAKING: Walter Mondale has died at 93.

He transformed the role of U.S. vice president while serving under Jimmy Carter and was the Democratic nominee for president in 1984. https://t.co/oR0FIxFRAq

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

Look, if Black people wind up rioting in Minneapolis, it won't be because Maxine Waters told them to. It'll be because another cop got away with murdering one of us from multiple camera angles and we didn't get justice. People gotta stop acting like this anger isn't justified.