#cryforhelp

My boyfriend who I was insanely in love with just broke up with me. I decided the best way to cope with my many feels was to live tweet them. #yourewelcome

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You know it's time to wash your hair when you have a nightmare that your hair is so greasy that all of your friends refuse to hang out w/ u.

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I'm waiting for a lyft y'all. I'm responsible AND cool.

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DRANK a lot And it is medicine #feelingood #iwantfries

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MY FRIEND RAN INTO MY EX LAST NIGHT AND TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND IM OK I SWEAR.

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How many is too many dates to go on in one week?

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I haven't shaved my legs in two and a half weeks. #freedom

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Pokemon the original tv show is on Netflix. I still cried at the end of the first episode.

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I mean hey I'll take it, any boost to my ego right now is welcome.

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Last night in west Hollywood a group of guys came up to and were CONVINCED I was Ellie Goulding I'm not but they almost convinced me I was.

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I haven't done anything self destructive in like two days. Now taking requests. DM me.

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At least I don't have to dread accidentally getting pregnant for a while! #blessed

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My new favorite way to describe my feelings is "buh" it's like "ugh" but more pathetic sounding.

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Let me clarify that when I say alive I meant that I am not so hungover I think I am dead anymore. It wasn't some like #inspirational thing

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I am FINALLY alive again. I also just ate a three hour old waffle and cried.

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I'm going to get very very intoxicated tonight. #icandobadallbymyself

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😀 #deadeyes

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In other news I put on make up today and feel freaking FIERCE. #strutting

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If every morning I feel the shittiest and as the day goes on I feel better, should I just not sleep? #findingsolutions

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22 Problems Only Fierce People Know To Be True...my new goal is to be the person this article is talking about. http://t.co/jRaKGS1HYo

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I look so good without makeup on. All da bar tenders be like #letmeseeyourID