Two Fun Girls

Twitter fan account for the hilarious comedian & TSJF writer John W. Haskell. Updates you on all things John. Account run by @Customer_12 & @AnjaFalPal

[Two Fun Girls @HaskellHunks]

@arthurmeyer13 She's no Roy Bongo!

[John Haskell @DrPemby]

"I've got 99 problems, but this sandwich ain't one." - Jay Z while eating a 6-inch turkey sub alone at Subway

[Two Fun Girls @HaskellHunks]

#FF me @FallonTonight pleeeeease♡♡♡

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@DanOpsal I saw that one of the topics on Wheel of Impressions was "Guys named Jeff". Made me laugh!!

[John Haskell @DrPemby]

"I am not sure I like the taste of this. I am the third president but this is not good." - Thomas Jefferson eating a sandwich filled w/ shit

[Two Fun Girls @HaskellHunks]

@johnwhaskell I've seen a lot of Falpal requests for the return of Night News Now. #JustSaying

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"@johnwhaskell: Quayno: http://t.co/XLJeLCuCdN" who knew @DanOpsal had such a lovely singing voice!

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@AmyMeck Thanks!!! I gotta get back in the game!! I have fallen behind a bit but still ♥ everything @johnwhaskell

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#Haskelhunks is one year old!!

[John Haskell @DrPemby]

Watching Forensic Files, not feeling very horny.

[Two Fun Girls @HaskellHunks]

@GloriaFallon123 i had a playdate at my house today. My son asked if he could get naked when his friends arrive. I finished a bottle of wine

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@gavinpurcell I love London!!! Have a great time!!!

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We got your back Hashtag!!!

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Danceoff time!!!!!

[Two Fun Girls @HaskellHunks]

Hashtag at #danceavenue ♥♥♥ #MyFavorite

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@DougieDancing Have fun!!!!

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@marissa519 @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon I gotta stay up for this....so excited!!!

[John Haskell @DrPemby]

75% sure I'll meet my future wife in the cat section of a PetCo, and I don't know how I feel about that.