Jaime Haskell

happily married & a mom of two boys with disabilities who say the best things! 😊

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Allen told Austin that it’s time for bed.
Austin: I plea the fifth
Allen: That’s not what that means
Austin: I have the right to remain silent
Allen: That works if you get arrested. You don’t have to tell the cops anything. But that doesn’t have anything to do w bedtime”

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Waiting at a doc office & they called back “August!”
Austin said a little too loud “who names their child August?” I whispered to him…I bet I know when he was born) #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

A mom at the children’s hospital just told her son “there must be a bird trapped in there” pointing to the vent. The boy said, “Cool!” Austin said, “someone is going to be an animal abuser when he grows up” 😂🤣 #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

I’m laughing as I hear a conversation in the other room between Allen and Austin 😂🤣
Austin: I had a great idea but my head didn’t fit
Allen: A great idea & your head didn’t fit is not a good sentence 😂🤣

#Uniquekidsconvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

I just told Austin. “Relax. I’m getting you your coffee.” He said, “I will relax after I have my coffee” #uniquekidsconvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

I was reading Austin the Proverbs for the day (Proverbs 20)…when I got to vs 11 & said, “Love not sleep” he said in complete shock, “love not sleep??? (Pause..)…That I cannot do!” 🤣😂 #uniquekidsconvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

“Two words on why I can’t lose weight….AMERICAN!”-Austin 🤣😂 #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

While standing in a super crowded elevator at the hotel…Austin said nice and loud, “So, whatever happened to social distancing?” 😂🤣 #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

It is almost midnight and I said, “Austin go to sleep!” He said with enthusiasm, “That is the one thing that I can’t do! I am great at everything else, except going to sleep!” 🤣😂#UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Austin just asked where allen was going. I said, “Ohhh yea he has to go to the store.” He said “why? Inflation?” 😂🤣 #Uniquekidsconvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Today we were at Levi’s state competition awards ceremony and they were announcing the female vocal solo top winners and austin leans over to me and said, “There is no way Levi gets this” 😂🤣 #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Don’t get austin upset…he isn’t happy with Levi so he said, “What’s 2 + 2? You’re my human calculator!” 🤣😂 ouch! Saying that to the one in the house good with math #uniquiekidsconvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

Words I never thought I would hear, “You have the McDonald’s WiFi of the house”…”At McDonald’s you only get 1 bar”-Austin #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

“Parks are just a thing that you lose all your energy for the rest of the day.”-Austin #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

I just love conversations with Austin 🤣

Me: “You’re a good boy, I’m telling you what!”

Austin: “It’s raining outside?”

#UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

“I learned that a pencil can pop a hole in a chair….the hard way.”-Austin #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

So I’m trying to read my Bible and Levi is singing some made up song about milk. I told him go outside to sing it…he came in and said “that went better than I thought. That writes itself!” #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

I’m watching an animal movie with Austin and towards the end the little girl is trying to free the animals from the circus/zoo and I said awww and he said, “I’m telling you a vegan wrote this movie!”😂🤣 #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

“Small dogs are like platypuses, they basically do nothing.”-Austin #UniqueKidsConvos

[Jaime Haskell @HaskellJaime]

“The worst thing that can happen in a hallmark movie is you’re moving!”-Austin #UniqueKidsConvos