Hasan🌵

All tweets here absolutely represent the views of my employer. They agree with everything I say.

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Yeah, deleting this app now. Come find me on the other bloo site under this same name!

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@the_opg_ There’s seasoning on it so yes

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

🎵 Someone told his white collar crimes, to the FBI 🎵

[FBI New Orleans @FBINewOrleans]

#FBINewOrleans thanks all our new friends/Swifties who provided a little extra gear to our folks this weekend! Everything goes with camo.

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@TimCowlishaw Thought I saw you on my flight back from NOLA haha. Hope you had a great time!

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@JD_Brown9 Basically these 2 updates https://t.co/AZNRtDBlcO

https://t.co/v5tUPWrn7W

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Considering recent changes on this site, I’m probably not gonna be posting here for much longer. Come find me on the other blue site under the same name

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

One of these stands out….i wonder why

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@_saracannon @douglaschu_ Send this 🥊💪

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Early 2010s twitter was wild

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@MikeTaddow I’ve just become completely apathetic

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Less than 2 weeks until Mavs basketball

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Bet this place was a hoot

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

Owl Cafe, Albuquerque, 1986.

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@RaiderTy92 All that money and can’t get a decent tailor

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

I’m so mad at the fact that I know who this is

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

you're gonna scroll past and not say good morning??

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@bullzeyeno1 Actually this ones gives more context as to why it’s so funny https://t.co/F7FZtBJL5u

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

“He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, the guy was an interior decorator.”

“His house looked like shit.”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

whats the funniest scene from a show that isn't a sitcom?

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

@bullzeyeno1 The Sopranos! https://t.co/v9fGiBgWPh

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

I need to see @JoeyMcGuireTTU eat the giant Pop Tart

[RC Maxfield @RCMB323]

Action Network’s Week 7 bowl projection for Texas Tech has them in Orlando

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Of course it was written by a dude

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

Is there literally any person on earth who believes that making the cost of having a baby in a hospital free would make someone conclude that having a baby is easy https://t.co/PQ9cOTLB10

[Hasan🌵 @Hasmas]

Never in doubt

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

It's 1:40 a.m. back home and the Red Raiders are 3-0 in the Big 12‼️

#WreckEm