Hassa Allen

Perth Demons tragic, professional technologist, sports idiot, musical clown.

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@LostWafl @EastPerthFC I'm still devastated

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@913sportfm Darren "blood sausage" Glass

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@DamianM48593699 Taking drugs on the field. 😀

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@RossAndRussel Manipulation of Interchange by coaches has completely shagged the game, no one on one positional battles. With little fatigue, scoring falls. Boring as bat shit.

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@AndyMaherDFA @thefrontbar7 @TheRunHomeSEN @JoshJenkins24 @jdestoop80 Allan "Chubby" Stiles, Perth Demons FC, media legend.

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@jlandsme_93 @WAFLOfficial Who is the other team?

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@AFL_House @WAFLOfficial But why is there no on-demand match replays like the VFL has??

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@WhateleySEN @kanecornes The Interchange. Bring back to 4 a quarter. Make coaches coach, best players stay on the ground and players have to increase their skillset to stay in team. The fatigue factor will rid us of meaningless possessions and increase contested marking.

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@davelindsay77 @abcsport @paulwkennedy @AFL @Lincs71 Goalkicking wise no, Cabes only kicked 505 as a midfielder. Lance will give Cabes a shake as best ever PFC player though. And now my new ramble... Franklin better than Carey 🤣🙊🤣🤣

[Lost WAFL @LostWafl]

@jlandsme_93 @WestCoastEagles @WAFLOfficial Spot the mistake, its Aaron Black @WestPerthFC Sandover Medallist not Aaron Black who played for North and Geel 🙄 not the first time this has happened, how hard is it ffs #amateurhour @FOXFOOTY @AFL

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@Lincs71 @davelindsay77 @1Diggers @braxy_is_taco we at MLDCC took it further... as in helmets v beanies comparisons and debates 😀.. and Dixie of course 😳

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

Right or wrong, every cricket club is home to one player for whom their tremendously-sized penis is the centrepiece of their conversational content, existence, and self-worth.

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@HenryWagons @DoubleJRadio @ABCCountry Riley the One Legged Racehorse by the legendary A.P. Johnson https://t.co/vvvcCNj4iX

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@MickPuck @PAULBROWNAP63 Done

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@strom_m @abcsport I'm onboard too, same process. Great when pottering around the house too, race back to Telly when needed. @abcsport commentary so very superior.

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@SuburbanWarner @Russell_Woolf Birfday Dave.

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@AusMusicHistory RIP Paul McCarthy, nice bloke and excellent songwriter.

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@TheWestSport Give every other WAFL club a million dollars a year extra above Subiacos income for the next 30 years. Be interesting to see where Subi sit on the ladder in 10 years.

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@WAFLOfficial @OptusStadium @simplyenergy Reserves game will be better

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@LesEverettFreo @WAFLOfficial Let's reduce the interchange to 40 Max, open up the game.

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@smokiedawson Can't say I've heard any commentators ever say Taylor, Logue or Fisher are "of course" old guildfordians. BT needs to go.