Joe Hassall

I’m indifferent to marmite.

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@AndySaxon78 @grok what is the purpose of “schools for sanctuary” and is there truth in the online rumour that children are being made to draw Valentine’s cards for asylum seeker’s?

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@BBCNews @grok how does this compare to the number that crossed during the previous conservative government’s tenure?

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@Victorianplumb can you please have someone contact me. Over £1k order supposed to have been delivered 2 weeks ago. Refusing to give me a new delivery date but wasn’t, yet quite happy to guarantee me a delivery slot in 2/3 days if I pay you another £44.95. Utter shower of sh*t!

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Clever people at @DragonBetWales.. know their onions

[All Wales Sport @AllWalesSport]

@Abertillery_BG WRU Division 1 East - Abertillery BGC and Newport HSOB set to dominate the title race according to DragonBet - latest odds here https://t.co/dkSSXPExIu

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Elite 😂

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

And that’s why we are voting reform

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@SpencerCawley15 Agree mate, palmer been absolutely robbed there!

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@bootlegger1974 Use the knife and fork to do the trim did they captain? @bootlegger1974

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Crossfitters are a boring breed mind

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Captain Tom raised £39m walking around his back garden.. this dude has run the length of Africa and still hasn’t managed £500k 🤯. Put your hands in your pockets peeps! #hardestgeezer @hardestgeezer

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The charity fundraiser has been climbing so much in the last few days. Over £427k now. Link is here if you want to chuck something in. Thank you🫡 https://t.co/yz8Dlenlx1

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

From a guy that spends a ridiculous amount of time in hotel rooms, fuck you to all the hotels that tuck the duvet in to the rest of the bed…

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@sheenster1973 @David__Osland Something along the lines of rayner occupying 2 addresses (one of them was a council house - trying to make out she was committing fraud). Her daughter had two addresses on the birth certificate - mothers and fathers, even though they were together. - I think?

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@AndrewRTDavies That’s an awful lot of gammon in one photo

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@charlie35163438 @Amanwy That’s nothing bud, I’ve got 10 years no claims and mine went from £1k to £1.7k 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Shortage in care workers ✅
Historically long wait times for the NHS ✅
Not enough people training to backfill void ✅
Discourage overseas care workers coming to help us out, by banning them bringing DEPENDANTS ✅
This country is fucked 😂😂😂

[James Cleverly🇬🇧 @JamesCleverly]

Today in Parliament we have laid an order to ban overseas care workers from bringing dependants.

This is just one part of our plan to deliver the biggest-ever cut in migration 👇

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Raging! Sick of this corrupt, immoral government facilitating this shit. Why aren’t we marching!? The French would have burnt down half the country by now 🔥🔥

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

British Gas operating profit increased TEN FOLD from £72m to £751m

Ofgem/Govt helped it pick pockets of captive customers.

People struggling to heat and eat, no curbs on profiteering, exec pay, dividends and share buyback.

Nationalise energy.
https://t.co/VucIurdyea

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

This @ITVRugby commentary is dreadful mind 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

@jjhassall2912 @UberEats You tell’em hun! Sickening behaviour @UberEats

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

My 1 year old has recently discovered Mr Tumble.. someone needs to check that blokes hard drive asap!

[Joe Hassall @HassallJoe]

Wasn’t mentally prepared for this 🥲