Simdi Hassan

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[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@ratotorpi @Footysm Was jack grealish not a premier league proven player? Was lemmans nor brought from Belgium?

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

While we were distracted, this happened:

On February 25th 2026, Hon. Alex Mascot, a key member of the Aids and Loans Committee confronted Wale Edun, over the disappearance of capital project funds, despite trillions of naira in loans and record-breaking revenues.

It began as a routine budget defence but escalated into a high stakes interrogation when Hon. Mascot revealed a disturbing pattern:

- N1.15 trillion had been raised and specifically approved by the National Assembly to fund 30% of the 2025 capital budget.
- Multiple loans had been secured, including: $1.2 billion for digital infrastructure, $500 million for economic stimulus, $500 million for MSMEs, $500 million from the AFDB for economic governance and energy transition, and a recent executive request for $21 million, 15 billion Yen, and 4 billion Euros.

He queried why despite this avalanche of borrowed money and strong revenue performance by agencies like FIRS, Customs, and others, capital projects across Nigeria remain at zero disbursement. "With all these funds put together, I want you to enlighten us on why the 2024 budget is yet to be fully implemented, and why the 2025 budget has only been funded 34%, most of which is recurrent expenditure?"

He asked the minister to enlighten Nigerians on why the capital projects still remain at zero.

Minister Wale Edun shifted responsibility to the Minister of State for Finance, Doris Uzoka-Anite, claiming she handled disbursements.

The infuriated committee members then asked; "If the substantive Minister of Finance cannot account for ₦1.15 trillion approved for capital projects, who can?"

Some lawmakers called for the ministers to resign, but the committee had no choice but to adjourn the hearing to Thursday, February 26th, summoning the Minister of State to provide the clarity the nation deserves.

After the committee meeting, Hon. Mascot spoke to the press and said, “When capital projects funding are at zero, development stops. When development stops, Nigerians suffer”.

On Thursday, hearing resumed, then the Minister of State for Finance, Doris Uzoka-Anite, was summoned to account for the missing ₦1.15 trillion. It was confirmed that ₦1.15 trillion was indeed approved for capital projects. However, disbursement protocols require multiple sign-offs, and that certain "pre-disbursement conditions" had not been met by some ministries.

She argued that while the funds exist, they cannot be released until Project documentation is complete

The committee members, armed with the Health Minister's earlier testimony that he received only ₦38 million of his ₦286 billion allocation, then asked, "if protocols were the issue, why were some ministries given the runaround while others weren't?"

Mascot rose again and asked: “Mr. Chairman, can the minister tell this committee which specific ministry met all conditions and still did not receive funding? If none existed, why was ₦1.15 trillion approved when the government knew conditions weren't met?"

The minister could not provide a single example. Mascot then said:
"· If capital funds were approved, where are they?
· If they were misappropriated, who is responsible?
· If this is a crime, who will be held accountable?"

Mascot stated that if funds were approved but never reached their destination, that is not poor administration. That is a crime.

On February 27th 2026, Hon. Mascot was invited to Aso Rock by President Tinubu for a close door meeting.

After the meeting with the president, Hon. Ikwechegh announced his resignation from his party APGA, announcing his intention to join the APC.

This is a classic move by Tinubu who always buys off his critics and sadly, Hon. Alex Mascot Ikwechegh has become his latest victim.

Hon. Alex Mascot Ikwechegh will soon begin to sing “on your mandate” and he will never never again demand for accountability. It will be; see no evil, speak no evil.

All these happened while we were shouting Mirabel, Simi, VDM and Mitchy.

Good PM.

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@ANnadiotu @HAHayatu He will win in a direct primary

[Finance Normad @FinanceNormad]

Quite lyrical, indeed.

In 2022, the Supreme Court of Nigeria ruled in the case of Federal Republic of Nigeria v. Abeh Onyia that a bank account, rather than the account holder, can be held liable for money laundering or drug trafficking.

This ruling has sparked debate about the country's legal framework and its effectiveness in tackling financial crimes.

The case involved Abeh Onyia, who was accused of laundering money from a drug trafficking operation.

The Supreme Court ultimately acquitted Onyia, ruling that the prosecution had failed to prove its case against him.

However, the court's decision also stated that the bank account itself could be considered guilty of the crime, rather than the individual account holder.

This ruling highlights concerns about Nigeria's anti-money laundering laws and the challenges of prosecuting financial crimes in the country. Would you like to know more about this case or Nigeria's efforts to combat financial crimes? 😊

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@BUrNA2233 @diipodipe @Imranmuhdz Hope has all APC governors remember and tinubu wouldn't want to loose all the governors because of wike

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@realicezicBoro @diipodipe @Imranmuhdz Hope wasn't really with tinubu then remember he worked for lawan during the primaries!! Don't try hope

[BOMBE YA KAYONZA🚀💣 @BoscoManirabona]

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[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@woye1 @collinsajuk Leave all this excuses. There is a beef between both camps.

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@woye1 @OgbuEmmanu12552 How will he put "my dear" in a formal letter Mr man?

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

He no go beta for anybody wey beg you say make you no impeach am, and he no go beta for you, if you no make sure say dem impeach am. Amen 🙏🏿

[BUCOS @TENIBEGILOJU202]

THIS GUY FINISHED AKPABIO, HE HIGHLIGHTED WHAT WE WANNA HEAR AND THE REAL TRUTH... After listening to this video, kindly retweet massively till it gets to Akpabio and his political Halleluyah boys at NASS.

[Abubakar A Aliyu @AbubakarAAliyu7]

Dangote refinery is gradually reducing petrol price in Nig cos he's buying it with naira now PBAT & his cabal says no more selling crude oil in naira 2 Dangote refinery & other local refineries,they're not happy Nigerians are getting cheap,what does this govt mean with nigerians.

[Woye @woye1]

Good Afternoon guys.

[D. H Bwala @BwalaDaniel]

This is what in law we call “res ipsa loquitur” meaning “the facts speak for itself”

President Bola Tinubu is leading and reforming our economy while others are conspiring against progress.

Nigerians say no to “recycled politics”

[Lauretta Onochie @Laurestar]

@k9ine75 There you have it.

[Ihuoma @Ihuoma96680]

Tinubu and his allies clearly don’t rate Nigerians. You signed an agreement with Dangote, and now, just weeks after he pressured NNPC to lower pump prices by reducing his, you're suddenly "reviewing" it.
The biggest flaw of the Tinubu administration is its lack of sincerity.

[F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸 @MFaarees_]

We are seeing clearly how the VP has been sidelined and replaced with the President's son. Arewa has never been underrated like this before.

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@hannahmuktar Talk 4 urself

[Simdi Hassan @HassanSimdi]

@moore_ojo @officialABAT Go collect ur 30k but remember we will spend in same market

[Bashir El-Rufai @BashirElRufai]

Peter Obi is surprisingly not a bad person after all. My views on him have changed recently. My mind was poisoned by my former party members.

Sai Obi !