Hassan

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[Pop Base @PopBase]

New trailer for Disney’s ‘HEXED.’ Out November 25th.

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

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[ola 🔅 @kohdono]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@k3nxiaoo Thinking about the deductibles you would have a takehome of roughly 30-40. That aint shit hahahah 1k per day +transpo +utilities +needs.

Considering the workload and onsite costs di talaga enough lalo na kung sa manila ka nakatira.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

at least once a week I think about the time Amy Poehler convinced her fellow Emmy nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their names were called, and every celeb in the audience went wildddd

their names were supposed to be announced alphabetically, but Edie Falco was too nervous to go first, so Amy took the lead. Tina Fey had a baby 12 days beforehand and said she was "just happy to be out, wearing a pad on every part of my body."

Rob Lowe improvised a line about how "everyone was a winner," and then he crowned Melissa McCarthy with her first Emmy (and a literal tiara), to which she said, "Wow, it's my first and best pageant ever!" award shows in 2011 were so fun lol

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@_AteDick Putting aside the officials na walang ambag sa parade maliban sa pirma nila this is a great opportunity for the kids also to perform in NYC no? Like the chances there are performing arts director watching the band is more than enough to get discovered for Juilliard or Broadway.

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

I would kill for a good kaldereta also the type that the peanut butter is properly distributed and the chilies are chilling.

Also with toasted potatoes and carrots like UGHHHHHHH

[🇵🇭 @ISAAC4O8]

That woman had no idea what she was talkin bout lol

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@LVraiders25 @ISAAC4O8 Huy kaldereta is just menudo with chili and peanut butter, it’s just as common as adobo but the wait it’s cooked or who cooked is the issue.

Lumpia is even more pricy due to multiple ingredients and time to make.

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@seyirnotlari 21

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@hari39743785 @kowalerts $300 is 18,393.60 Php. The average monthly wage in the Philippines is generally estimated between ₱18,423 and ₱45,000 (roughly $320 to $800 USD). It’s very ridiculous for a third world country to charge their customers, literally WILD.

[‏ سلفستر @Fabizothehdon]

فتاة تبلغ من العمر 14 عام تشاجرت مع اهلها في المنزل لانها لم تكن تحفظ دروسها

ونتيجة لذالك قرر الاهل منعها من الخروج من المنزل، لكنها انتظرت حتى مجيئ الليل وخرجت الى حفلة ما اقامها اصدقائها

الام فتحت غرفتها ليلا ولم تجدها وفقدت صوابها على الفور وبدأت تبحث عنها وعلمت مكانها بعد ان اخبرها احدهم

ف��هبت على الفور الى ذالك المكان ودخلت الى الغرفه التي تتواجد بها لتجدها مستلقية على السرير وهي بدون وعيها فكانت ردة فعل الام هكذا

[Jargon @JargonMedya]

Portekiz’de bir okulda çocuklara istismarı tanıma eğitimi verildi:

🔴 Dokunamaz
🟡 Dikkatli ol
🟢 Dokunabilir

[✨ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ✨ Shitposter Detective @TheDarkEnjoyer]

So, let me get this straight..

>Sykkuno's girlfriend finds out her partner of 5 years is a cheater
>devastated, but decides to handle it privately and work through the relationship behind the scenes
>enters Bao, Mal, and Mujin

>Bao knew about the infidelity for months
>instead of being a normal human and telling the victim directly, vague-tweet about "predators" to farm engagement and "omg tea?" replies
>act as the behind-the-scenes gossip ringleader to validate your own moral superiority

>Mal aggressively slides into a bigger creator's DMs
>find out he's a liar and a cheater
>instead of just blocking him and moving on, write a 40-page Google Doc thesis
>try to weaponize your "smaller creator" status to frame standard scummy cheating as some grand exploitative power dynamic

>Mujin sees a private relationship scandal
>smell the sweet, sweet scent of ad revenue and "The Sykkuno Files" clicks
>speedrun a highly-edited hit piece video throwing around "predator" labels to appease the algorithm
>don't even bother giving the ACTUAL victim a heads-up or asking for her consent
>force her trauma onto the public stage, completely removing her agency
>unfollow the accusers right after the drop to pretend you're an "objective journalist" and not a drama farmer
>read the girlfriend's actual statement
>she’s literally terrified, her reality is shattered, and her nightmare was "put on full display and used for profit"
>she explicitly says she wasn't given a choice or even checked on by the "saviors" involved
>these three tried to play the white-knight heroes protecting the community
>all they did was nuke an innocent woman's mental health for a week of relevance and community validation

Mujin, for the love of god, take down the damn video if you actually care about the real victim in this story...

[🆘 @wayne4eva]

Movie: The Accountant
Affleck’s Performance: 10/10
Replay Value: Infinite
This is officially the most underrated film ever.

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

@umigpawpasulong Nangyari to sa guadalupe nung 2013, nadamay pa nga ang bahay namin dahil sa sunog.

[Hassan @Hassanavno]

Switched to threads for menial rants and saw a post about self delete and remembered the time that i was in that specific situation and @TitoToods messaged me a random stranger and helped me realized that life is worth living.

Thank youuu oomf! Ofw na ko now as an update 😂

[𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔨 @electromilc]

all this talk about T0//ni g0nza//ga reminds me of the time i went to her mall show back during her love team days with sam milby (thread!!!!)