Alan Haswell

#Newcastleunited , #F1 #crossfit, #tattoos ,#trance…INSTAGRAM @Hasy461

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

Some of the pictures of the eclipse on #instagram are abysmal,like I’ve seen the clouds before thanks
#eclipse

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

@F1 Love to see the turnaround of how loads hated Max,now he’s loved by more because he’s finally had the chance to be the chaser instead of chased,shows just what he can do in an inferior car this season,104 down to 12,he’s made this season exciting 👍

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@gavinquinlan @PIF_en @jamiereuben It’s been a strange window,never known so many other teams take an interest in every player Newcastle announced they had an eye on,maybe in the future keep it on a need to know basis.

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Is this whole transfer window just a ‘see who Newcastle want to buy and step in to take them away’ kind of thing,never seen this many rejections since the last night out on the drink #Transfers #NUFC Vs #Everyone

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@BigFatMag Yeah for all the money they have they don’t like to pay out wages that entice people

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@F1 Let’s just hope it doesn’t rain so the @fia can somehow make it the dullest race of the season again!

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Annual tweet just to tell @X that it’s not a dead account,but let’s be real,it’s dead AF!

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Someone give @sky @SkySports 50p for the meter,oh wait they’re gonna take atleast another £5 a month off every customer from April anyway #premierleaguedarts

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Sure it’s easier to have 4 ovens than trying to work out all the different cooking times and temperatures
#MerryChristmas #ChristmasDinner

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Merry Christmas,hopefully you got what you wanted but wanted what you got🎄

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It’s crazy how dull British politics and the general elections are compared to how they do it in the USA ,it gets fanfare and media eat it up #USAElection2024

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Looks like the volunteers on the paddle boards made the big mistake of watching the finishers over watching their allocated zones,how no one noticed apart from a spectator diving in to help is unexplainable #crossfitgames

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“My wife was kidnapped and forced to watch Russell Crowe films by a cannibal”
“Gladiator?”
“nah,I really miss her”

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

Does anyone call this X or is it still Twitter in your mind?

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

Least favourite race of the season has just managed to improve on that and be my even more least favourite race,good to see a different winner but the dullness of that 24 edition was next level #MonacoGP #skyf1 #f1

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

Remember them days when #Twitter was all about having a laugh with online mates,#followfriday and just good banter?

[Alan Haswell @Hasy461]

If you missed that @ronnieo147 match tonight you might’ve just missed the best whole match performance ever,4 centuries in 6 frames was insane #snookerworldgrandprix #ronnieosullivan

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Results at the very front might be expected but no one can say there hasn’t been some great racing this season #MexicanGP

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@F1_Images Referred to the stewards,will be investigated after the race!

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@dapperlaughs Your gammon steaks are very moist