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I hate it here

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Pink eye is temporary

She’ll never forget the rim reaper

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I eat snickers upside down so i can feel the veins

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@altiamkabir Dead internet theory

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God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers (I apologize for what happened on May 16th 2022)

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Imagine getting a blowjob during the zombie apocalypse but then she bites yo shit off and u became a zombie what if that happened

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@big_squid_man Lol, lmao even

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@rody_marshall Transformers

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When you finish fingering the hot goth girl

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@yoxics Thank god

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The mitochondria isn’t the powerhouse of the cell

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@alistair_d63173 @gunsnrosesgirl3 He eats like a camel

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@ricchandoll Put me in coach

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I wanna fight an ostrich

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@Spyyd3r

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FINALLLYYYYYY RAAHHHHH

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Hate when im driving and have to look up from my phone its such an inconvenience

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I might be palworld jesus

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My last tweet made someone upset so i take back what i said

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I aint never drinking on an empty stomach again i almost died (it will happen again)

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Never getting drunk again man i fell into a fuckin swimming pool but phone still work B)