>be me
>lead massive world power
>culturally aligned ally begs you for an aggressive war
>blankcheck.jpg
>war starts off well, advanced military kicking ass
>ally more focused on a minor theater
>start losing, economy crumbling
>surrender at Versailles
>be Trump
>pic unrelated
@virulenceart Seeing Jannick drawn by you after so long makes me realize how different my version looks, I don't even know if you have him as a Stormtrooper here
my favorite part of the backrooms was when they put Chiwetel Ejiofor in pants that accentuated his dumpy, should’ve named this movie the buttrooms good lord
One moment the shells rock the ceiling of your dugout and it collapses, but rather than a fate of compression and suffocation in mud and dirt as men fail to rescue you, your laying in a pristine office building with the moist carpet absorbing the mud on your uniform.
There's a fucking tornado warning every 5 seconds, the weather is so thick with rain that the streets are flooding but one constant remains; PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING FUCKING CHICKEN RN