Maddy Outman

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[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Zach Bryan Crooked Teeth comes on and Cody says “just so you know, since it’s our anniversary, I would kill somebody for you. Blow somebody’s knees out and crooked their teeth for you.”
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so much violence but why is it also sweet?? 🤣🤣

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Cody always refers to flashing yellow lights as “blinky lights” so when giving me directions he’ll say “take a right at the blinky lights” and idk why but I find it hilarious and adorable coming out of his mouth 🤣😭🚦

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

I’m literally crying in Walmart because an old man jumped past me with a bouquet of roses and I just can not with old people and their sweet hearts

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

If you’re not going 5 mph over the speed limit you are NOT GOING THE SPEED LIMIT

that is all thank you

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

I just transplanted half of my banana into Lennox’s empty banana peel because she wanted more banana but did not want my peel she wanted her peel so that was fun

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Cody tells me every so often after a long day or when we’re just sitting in comfortable silence that I am a “calming presence” & it is just the best compliment I have ever received. I’m so glad I comfort him like he comforts me. 🥺❣️

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Drunk Cody: *takes shot* yeeeehawwwww I love the Wild West!!!
Me: what??
Cody: the wild and wonderful west ✨VirGiNia✨

😂😂😭😭

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

hello to my fellow dog parents, it’s that time of year again! I’m vacuuming 4 times a day, mopping at least 2. I shake my sheets every morning and vacuum that fucker while I’m at it. I wipe off muddy paws 6 times a day. I’m not okay & neither are you. It’s okay to not be okay.🐾

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

I wasn’t looking to get my heart broken today but Haley decided to tell me that Lennox randomly gets sad & when she asks her what’s wrong she says “Butt & Cody still love me right?”

so I will simply be sobbing for the next week if anybody needs me

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

@TyScottM @MUbaseball Wooohooo!!! Congrats Ty! 🎉🎉

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Can anybody tell me why I start cleaning my shower and end up in the living room scrubbing the entire floor with a magic eraser

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

Go vote for my sweet niece & the cutest babe! 🥰 https://t.co/ORm97ktBA5

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

@yuhgirlsb When we paid & tipped the waitress we said sorry we made the bartender bitch at you & she’s like ur fine she’s just pregnant 😂😭😂

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

I had two raspberry mules with dinner and they were delicious so I asked for another with an extra shot of vodka and the bartender freaked on the waitress “maybe idk how to do my fucking job??” and I’m over here like no bitch maybe I just like vodka??? 😭😭

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

I guess I didn’t realize tonight was notorious for getting drunk. I gotta save that shit for tomorrow. No way can I be hungover or sober & listen to uncle Jon tell me about how ugly I was as a child, & how glad he is I finally “grew out of that” 🥴 cheers🍻

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

If I had a dollar for every time I laid on my side of the bed after Cody leaves for work I would have zero dollars

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

My toxic trait is eating literally the whole bagel/donut/apple/banana/cupcake/sandwich except for one bite & saying “I’m full” & throwing a teeny tiny minuscule bite to the dogs or in the trash like??? seriously

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

idk how I’m going to go on with my life after that season finale 😪 @Yellowstone y’all better not kill Rip or I’m out ✌🏼

[Maddy Outman @HatchMadeline]

@RiLeE_CaLkInS Nothing but the truth babe!!! ❣️❣️