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Obsession with what's between the lines. Also: hockey, beer and profanity.

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@hiitaylorblake EMMANUEL TODD LOPEZ, you get better right now! ❤️

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@CoreyTaylorRock My 15yo was so excited to see you tonight he barfed 2 songs into your set and came up screaming YEAHHHHH with horns up. Never been more proud.

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@KarenKilgariff Never thought I’d say “OOO! Put on the press briefing!” But here we are. And it’s glorious.

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@POTUS Mr. President, please institute fines for anyone not wearing a mask in public. It’s the only way to get more people to comply at this point. $ to be used towards vaccines/testing.

[Jesus Jiménez @jesus_jimz]

Three Wednesdays in January

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain

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@SenDuckworth I am so proud and humbled to be represented by you, especially after your amazing speech tonight. Thank you.

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@meenaharris Yeah just save it for 2022.

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@SenatorDurbin YES I am SO PROUD of the speech you just gave!!! Thank you!!!!

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@vermontgmg @cindygallop It’s almost like they were protecting their own.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

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@JoeBiden No, we’re not. And that’s what we need you to understand and attempt to fix before anything else.

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@AOC That MUST be the first issue before vote counting is resumed. Nothing is more important.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.

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@realDonaldTrump HahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, YOU’RE FIRED.

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@AngrierWHStaff Look how blue his tiny, tiny hands are.

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@AngrierWHStaff Like a goldfish that jumped out of its bowl.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you’re ready to end this and vote for Joe Biden.