I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald

I don’t just not like the guy, I hate him.

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

Fuck that guy Fitzgerald

He wrote The Great Gatsby

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@nonstopbrocock I don’t think about that at all actually

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

This is just what the actual book is

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

[Downloading the new Great Gatsby ebook] “In my younger and more vulnerable years my zaddy DM'd me some advice I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like mogging any one," he told me, "just remember to check your privilege."

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@switch1ebailey Arguably, being able to is worse!

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@fortnitebussy1 What… no…

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@laserboat999 Yeah the author sucks major ass

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

I’ve been saying this

[donald boat @laserboat999]

The message of the Great Gatsby is to crash out over a girl and kill yourself. The author is telling you to do that directly in the book. That's the message of that book and many others too

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@BenjaminCrew1 Yeah fuck that guy

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

SO TRUE

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Average Ernest Hemingway story: To prove his masculinity, Hemingway sailed into a hurricane only to return haunted by a tragic love affair and God's indifference to his despair.
Average F. Scott Fitzgerald story: After his wife called him gay, Fitzgerald slipped on a banana peel.

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

This is all his fault.. I can feel him…

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@aeugchad But why would you?

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

I’m down with the LGBT

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

F. Scott Fitzgerald would have hated trans people.

Doing the math, that means trans people are super cool and I love them so much!

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

Floyd likes F. Scott Fitzgerald???

Maybe Jake Paul winning wasn’t all too bad…

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

Well his last name wasn’t Fitzgerald but they were related!!! The F. In F. Scott Fitzgerald stands for Francis!!! His full name is Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald!!!

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

My hot take is that it shouldn’t be the anthem because it was written by a Fitzgerald

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

My hot take is that Star Spangled banner shouldn't be the anthem when America the Beautiful or Battle Hymn are right there

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

This just shows that they were both tiny

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Guys being dudes

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

I can tell you what it WASNT

[emily @memilies]

in light of all the discourse on my tl: what was ACTUALLY your favorite book when you started college? I think mine was mary doria russell's the sparrow.

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

@seccotines I’m of the personal belief that they should have made a good book instead of a relatable one

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

10th grade English…

[nova @comfypill]

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

[I Hate F. Scott Fitzgerald @HateFitzgerald]

Take one fucking guess