Signing a centre-back in 2026:
β’ Fabrizio drops the βHERE WE GOβ at 11pm
β’ Loan + optional buy from Barcelona for Ronald Araujo
β’ Medicals, documents and social media melt-downs all before breakfast
β’ Entire timeline arguing whether heβs βeliteβ or βfinishedβ
β’ You wake up and heβs already in a Liverpool training top with the option clause dangling
Signing a centre-back in 1995:
β’ Club secretary rings the other club
β’ Handshake in a smoky office
β’ Β£2m fee sorted over a pint
β’ Player turns up in a Ford Mondeo
β’ Done before the papers even know
Signing a centre-back in 2026: