Hater Muse FC

We hate on Premier League Players. We don't like any of y'all.

[Hater Muse FC @HaterFCMuse]

Welcome to HaterFC Muse!. Here we hate on all Premier League superstars. No special treatment. We just don't like any of y'all!.

[Hater Muse FC @HaterFCMuse]

Bukayo Owinyi Saka statlines vs Fulham:

95 Minutes
1 Accidental Goal
1/12 Successful Dribbles
21 Posession Lost
2x Dribbled Past

Machine for Machine My Ass.

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Bukayo "Child Of God" Saka statlines from the first half of Arsenal vs West Ham:

45 Minutes Played
0/6 Succesful Dribbles
1 Big Chance Missed (BCM)
15 Dispossessions
2 Fouls

Ass.

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@hak1pr We understand your feedback. We don't care.

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Mohamed "Egyptian King" Salah selected statlines during the "Run-In":

18/19 - 10 App| 0 Goals| 0 Dribbles| 18 BCM
19/20 - 9 App| 0 Goals| 0 Dribbles| 23 BCM
20/21 -7 App| 0 Goals| 0 Dribbles| 13 BCM
21/22 - 12 App| 2 Goals| 0 Dribbles| 22 BCM

"He's not built for this."

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Son "Cutie Pie" Hueng Min statlines from the 22/23 Premier League season:

36 Appearances.
10 Goals.
6 Assists.
14% Dribble Success Rate.

"Washed."

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Bukayo "Chilli🌶" Saka statlines during the "Run-In":

Vs Leeds - 0 Goals| 0 Assists| 1/7 Successful Dribbles| 2 BCM.
Vs Liverpool - 0 Goals| 0 Assists| 0/6 Successful Dribbles| 1 BCM| 1 Yellow Card.
Vs West Ham - 0 Goals| 0 Assists| 0/8 Successful Dribbles| 3 BCM|

"Choker."

[Hater Muse FC @HaterFCMuse]

@MCFCGabster @MSalah_Muse Once again. This is not an exclusive page. We hate on everyone. Please refrain from abusing fellow Muse members.

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Kevin "Best Player In The League" De Bruyne in finals:

2 G/A - Both in a 6-0 win vs Watford
16 Blanks.
1 Hamstring held.
1 Broken Nose.

"Serial Choker"

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Bruno "Output Machine" Fernandes in the past 18 months:

72 Apps
14 Goals
10 Assists
32% Win Rate
1 Trophy
7 Yellow Cards

"We don't know what his G/A is for"