Metric System Hater

The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.

[Metric System Hater @HaterMetric]

Being a Detroit sports fan is like constantly having your balls in a vise. Just when the vise gets loosened a little it tightens back up tenfold.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Democrats say illegals are “too afraid to go to the grocery store” in their towns.

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Now pride month is over

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

People in 10 years: why are young people voting for the mass executions party?

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

My race is going extinct, Pepsi…

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch

[WL @WhiteSoilCO]

"If democracy brought you here, of what good was democracy?"

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

No more constitutional lawyer faggot Supreme Court nominees

I want John “Adolf Hitler” Johnson from Mobile, Alabama writing majority opinions that say “idk what the constitution says but Mexicans aren’t Americans and neither are their kids”

[autist @litteralyme0]

Life when you're drinking on an empty stomach and the first drink hits instantly

[Brownells, Inc. @BrownellsInc]

@PhantomPlatypus

[Metric System Hater @HaterMetric]

I love Johnny Cash so much

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

I’d love to see them stomp on that welfare check we allow them to get every month on that land we allowed them to have after we allowed them to exist, after we conquered them.

[mogii এ @yearncel]

They do this if you tell a girl you have feelings for her

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[Metric System Hater @HaterMetric]

Saw some 2008 wiggers yesterday, was truly amazing to see. I thought they were extinct.

[🆂🅺🆈 🅺🅸🅽🅶 🅵🅰🅽 @RussellRic5886]

I keep seeing "new driver please be patient" bumper stickers. How about you get the fuck out of my country instead

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

Ill never forgive 7 year old me for not stock piling .223 back in 2006 when it was $0.12 per round.

[wanye @xwanyex]

People watching Superbad in the future will be like, “there are three kids named Mohammed in my class, I don’t get it”