Hathian General Hospital - HGH

Hathian General Hospital ((Roleplay Account))

WARNING: NO Medical advice given/taken from this account should be taken seriously . *Roleplay/Fictional Account*

[Hathian General Hospital - HGH @Hathian_General]

Get your check up done before you cover up for the fall! Make sure everything is in working order!!

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Coming soon to HGH:
1. Individual rooms in the recovery ward for privacy while you recover
2. Fully staffed psych ward
3. Robot assisted surgeries

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@SamWarrhol @ShellaStMarie No. Get a sense of humor

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Brazil-liant! Wrap it up!! Prevents STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

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@Morrigan23451 We passed it out this past weekend at an event. If you still need some or know anyone that does, it’s effective for up to 72 hours post-coitus.

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Now that Valentine’s Day is over, if you need family planning services, the hospital will be hosting an event this Sunday, starting at noon.

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Things to remember on this day:
1. No means no
2. Use protection
3. Have fun!

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@DuneLaw23 There’s no skirting around the issue if the evidence is there. 🙄 what kind of lawyer are you? Don’t attack my profession and I won’t attack yours.

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Morning after regrets? Get the morning after pill. The protection you didn’t know you needed this Valentine’s Day.

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@DuneLaw23 How is it playing games to cater one tweet to uterus-bearing folks, and then one for those with 🍆?

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@DuneLaw23 See the next tweet posted after this one before you judge 😂

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@DuneLaw23 Also, why are you putting the onus on the ladies to be responsible? It’s 2022, get with the program and take responsibility for your own actions

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@DuneLaw23 Contraceptives don’t help after the deed. It’s a little too late to start most contraceptives in time for Valentine’s Day. It takes a little bit for them to actually kick in and be effective.

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@RawlingsRp Precum and not pulling out fast enough leads to prenuptial and eventually shotgun weddings, divorce and child support.

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Guys, this Valentine’s Day, if you plan on bedding a woman, wrap it or snip it!

Free condoms and vasectomy consults on 2/20! Come to the hospital event for more information.

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@JennaTobias5 You know, downside to kidnapping a doctor in a dark place like this has a downside. Eventually, you'll end up in as a patient and ethics go out the door when you hurt one of us. Do no harm doesn't apply if you're doing harm. See you in the infirmary.

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@WhyVerdandi @shelbzCD We try. No one wants the job. It's a poverty stricken town with hiring signs in every window. And the local university cranks out more future strippers than docs sadly.

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@WhyVerdandi @shelbzCD There's always doctors here. Do you think the building stays empty all the time? Maybe they're busy helping others.