“Here Comes the Metric System”

don’t mind me. i’m just killing time.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

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@HebHammer94 Not how I’ll remember it! Have wanted him gone for years!

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@HebHammer94 I mean, the best they could get for him was 36 year old paul george, so clearly the league also feels he has little value

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@HebHammer94 He’s also just not as good as a lot of people think he is and is a head case

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@HebHammer94 They had to give him away because nobody wanted him 💀

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@thetapeleader @DanBFox1287 The “pitching lab” and the (former) manager aren’t necessarily the same thing

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@Jenzobenso @oztalksfootball Wharton benefitted greatly from playing in a back 5 counter attacking team

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@heat_ball @oztalksfootball Spurs were a mess this year top to bottom. 2024 bergvall was a better defender, and there’s no argument who is the better ball carrier, and that’s a skill we’re lacking

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@oztalksfootball Long passes/throughballs

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@knicks_tape99 @MattgG93

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@KutterIsKing @MattgG93

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@Hogdale_ So, so dumb and preventable

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@RH_CFC Big up rhino 🦏

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@CFCRobL Players got their wish and got the coach sacked and then still continue to put in performances like this. Shameful, and hard to find bright spots

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@alpacinogrunt Only celtics fans could be happy with a 2-7 first round playoff exit because they managed to not get *completely* blown out on their home court in a close out game

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@JonHeyman @jareddiamond @miriamgottfried @TheBlueDodger

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@TheBlueDodger @TyCSports Convinced that these guys only ever work when chelsea is in crisis mode

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@Chelsea_stat Enzo:
Goals - 8
xG - 10.05
Assists - 3
xAssists- 5.79
Big Chances Created - 10

Anderson
Goals - 2
xG - 2.49
Assists - 2
xA - 3.44
BCC - 5