Paras Volvoikar

Finally found the Holly to my Michael.🤞
GGMU ❤️

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@JioCare Now you guys are harassing me on my alternate number. I have DND activated on both. Stop calling me or I will port out.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@JioCare received a call to recharge from [phone] on my Airtel number. On receiving it, the lady spoke rudely and threatened me that she will get both my numbers blocked because I haven't recharged my prepaid SIM. Do I need to approach TRAI with the call recording?

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@JioCare I have literally attached a screenshot of me sending that message and y'all not responding. You morons.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@JioCare What action have you taken? My plan expired on 27th May 2026. If I receive one more call to remind me to recharge, I will recharge on 25th August 2026 (exactly 90th day since my plan expired) and port out on the same day.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@atherenergy It's pointless. The day before yesterday a CS executive told me that it will be covered under warranty but today another executive told me that it won't be covered. It was replaced under warranty on 26 May 2025. It died on 31st March 2026. 10 months is the life of your battery.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@atherenergy battery replacements are absolutely trash. If you have an Ather and your battery died in the warranty period, they give you a battery replacement which dies in under a year which is not covered under warranty as it was a free replacement. Ather is the new Ola.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@isawsukul 793

[NP @nadalprop_]

“Dad, was Nadal actually as good as they say?”

“Son, he defeated peak Federer at Wimbledon. Beat prime Djokovic in two USO finals. Olympic Gold in his first try. Won AO from 0-2 down at 36... he was the best.”

“Wow! But that's all on grass & HC. Was he not that good on clay?”

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

I went to GU today. I saw a poster claiming they are rated A+ by NAAC. I want whatever the NAAC guys are on....

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@cloud1a7 Someone get the parrot to shut up.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@amazonIN you guys wastted my day saying my order is out for delivery. Your delivery agent did not even try to deliver and I got a message saying it was attempted. Pathetic service. Can't even contact customer support.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

Wtf?

[Ganeshan @ganeshan_iyer]

@viditchess A draughts player cannot be considered a chess player just because draughts is a game too and played on a 8x8 board with alternating light & dark squares. That’s exactly what @theliverdoc wanted to convey.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@Sudhir_baab What else to expect when you fill up a water body and build on it?

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

@cutletpavv Feature not a bug. Recording does not stop playing. Your phone detects proximity and whatsapp plays the recording in the earpiece. Hold it like you're on a call and you'll hear the recording. Try cleaning the top of the screen, near the earpiece to prevent this.

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

Which moron developed goaonline portal? I'm so tired of clicking buttons that don't do anything...

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

Why is there paracetamol in almost every readily available cold medicine in India. 😡😡🤬🤬

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

Man. What is it with this new generation of bollywood playback singers. Sunidhi's "dudung dang dung" from Beedi eats all their songs......

[Paras Volvoikar @Hatiseker]

My biggest issue with the rebuilding of roads in Panjim under the smart city initiative is widening footpaths by narrowing the roads. 3 reasons.
1. More people travel by vehicles than by foot in Panjim.
2. Pedestrians still walk on the even narower road.
3. Wide KTCL city buses.

[Omkar @wazir_e_meme]

Most of the businesses being run in North Goa are especially run by Non Goans. But then Goans are the ones who are blamed for it.
Also, Non Goans who settled in the state before the 2000s were humble and assimilated in the Goan Society. (1/n)