Hatred Helga

Everything nowadays is bad.
Happy old times.

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@s8n Many homeless people in Bumingham look like this

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@WOW_ANIMALS1 Bro can opress his craving for meat better than I can

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@memechaotic this is the best blueprint for a house I have seen in a long time

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@messedupfoods I only steal cars that way

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@buitengebieden dog. It is jummy

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@ManMilk2 to not die of obesity and being too lazy to go to the gym

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@s8n

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Back in my day, “influencer” meant someone who smoked menthols and gave unsolicited advice at the bingo hall. And they were respected.
#old #respect #menthol #cigarettes #influencer #online

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Why does everything now need an app? I don't need an app to remind me to drink water. My bladder does that just fine, thank you very much.
#old #opinion #wtf #app

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Just spent 20 minutes trying to remember why I walked into the kitchen. Turns out it was to forget my purpose and question the meaning of life over a stale cracker. Success!
#purpose #Life #life #old #cookie

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@downbadcomment I hate this generation

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@buitengebieden

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@ManMilk2 Better times🔥🔥

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@fasc1nate Thats why we need to build cities everywhere. So that nature can't do freaky shit like that

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@s8n Hahaha! Go k**l yourself 🤗

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@ManMilk2

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@slater57649 Leave his ass alone. He don't want nutn to do with you.

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@realMaalouf F**k france

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Back in my day, a fridge just hummed angrily when it was empty and maybe took one of my newborns soul. But now the fridge sends you texts? If your appliances are smarter than your kids, it’s time to unplug everything and start over.
#SmartFridge #TooDamnSmart #GrumpyTechRant

[Hatred Helga @HatredHelga]

Katie Price is on baby number six with lookalike egg donors and American sperm? In my day, we just had a glass of wine and hoped for the best. Now it's like assembling a Build-A-Baby workshop!
#ModernMotherhood #BuildABaby #GrumpyOldLadyThoughts