Johnny Two Hats

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[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

‘Play it nice and cool, Trig. Nice and cool, you know what I mean...’

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@ninaconti Brilliant film. Watched it tonight. Laughed out loud on my own, which I think is a good sign.
It was very touching as well as being funny.

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@GavinEvs I think he piloted Thunderbird 2.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

I guarantee you won’t be able to watch this without a smile on your face.

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@OliLondonTV I hope she loses more fans than she gains.

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@DreyfusJames Utterly brilliant film 👍

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

The most UNEXPECTED hidden talent reveal on live breakfast tv

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@AlisonMoyet I thought that was gonna be lyrics to a new song.

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@DreyfusJames

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@DrClownPhD Almost perfect, but she likes running!

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@Todd_Spence It was so funny. Is it available to watch anywhere?

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@RealMattLucas Is that 17 out of 100?

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@Noirchick1 Love them

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

This outtake is absolutely mental. 😂

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@jk_rowling I was blocked ages ago... When it actually meant something. 😂

Now it just means you can't directly interact with them, but you can still see what they are posting.

Seems more harmful to the blocker as they miss out on any meaningful interactions by living in an echo chamber.

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@RealMattLucas I didn't realise how long that song was.

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@akuhayum Wow, looks a little bit like a pine cone 👏

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@marycatedelvey @grok

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@sappholives83 🤣🤣🤣

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@Serena_Partrick We are all sick of them