Jefferson - ||Parody||

There is a land full of wonder, mystery, & danger! To survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which I am. Isn't that right @QuixoticOddity? #BoonieBaby

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"A dream is not reality, but who's to say which is which?"

❖ Daddy. Manic. Unbalanced. Arrogant.

❖ Manipulative. Killer (When needed).

❖ Lost his head once, will make sure it doesn't happen again.

❖ King to @QuixoticOddity's queen.

❖ Author: @BoondockBaby

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#NewHeader

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Rude.

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@QuixoticOddity https://t.co/Q1HBAY3w2h

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[Grins at @CowdickRainbow]

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Happy Birthday, @PenguinistaBaby! Boonie and the Babies love you oodles of bunches. You are the rainbow sprinkles on top of our sundae of life! We hope today is just as awesome as you!

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[@QuixoticOddity] --lips meet hers in a gentle kiss, hands on either side of her head bracing me above my dear Alice]

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[@QuixoticOddity] --love you, I love you so.

[I croon almost and flash her a smile before pushing up, moving to hover over her as my--

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[@QuixoticOddity] --wonderland, no pun intended]

Oh sweet Alice, only you can keep my heart. Only you are able to entice my madness. I--

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[@QuixoticOddity] --chin up to look at her. My blue eyes take everything in, the curve of her jaw and the way her lips move. My Alice is a--

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[@QuixoticOddity] --enrages me, I would never allow it.

My hand squeezes her him, a low growl at the thought before I sigh, tilting my--

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[@QuixoticOddity] --murmur, holding tightly to her as my head rests on her chest. The very thought of anyone ever trying to take her place--

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[@QuixoticOddity] Move on? Oh dear Alice I could never. You are the center of our world, Grace and I could never forget you.

[I--

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#TestTweet #SorryForSpam
~Boonie

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//Everyone. Take a look at this dumb cunt. @Rusalka343 is too stupid to see my Ian is a roleplay account. Look at this cute keyboard warrior

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@QuixoticOddity roughly squeeze her ass]