Hault S. Garrisign

Howdy, I'm Hault Garrisign. I'm in charge of the security in Gardenview. I stand at the door all day.
(Ran by @Impish_thing, mostly parody)

[Hault S. Garrisign @HaultSignson]

// Pinned
/// https://t.co/0dTRIlP4JT

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@GUYWITHACONEHAT @Impish_thing What

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Dyle, he's a good co-worker of mine! Why do ya ask?

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@pxdpzhnktq

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I have. A bad feeling.

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/// he does I need to redraw them cause I'm lazy

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@CarolineBurnie Dyle swears he doesn't have friends, but maybe I'll get him to crack, I dunno

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@Impish_thing Okay :(

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@CarolineBurnie Well, I do know Dyle's pretty fond of some toons more than others... and not to brag, but I might be one of 'em – but still, I'm pretty sure we're just co-workers

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@CarolineBurnie Whaddya mean?

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@Petun1aS1lver I only gave her a few pieces, I didn't have too much candy on me anyway

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Managed to subdue her with some candy... She's likely gonna come back tomorrow though. Maybe I should stock up.

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How do I tell her she can't go outside without shatterin' her heart? Please this is kinda urgent.

/// #dwrp #dwtwt #dandysworldoc

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@ArtyWalton That's true, I'd rather have life be mundane than constant trouble

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@ArtyWalton Hey, it's fine. I have a habit of doin' that too.

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@ArtyWalton Same ol' same ol'. Not much is new when you're doin' the same thing everyday. Where've ya been?

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@pineberrijuice /// I am chronically online

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Funny thing, I asked Dancifer a few weeks ago the same question. He said he forgot.

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@missnoovalite You got some interestin' friends then.

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@missnoovalite Where the hell did you even find this

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@Timmy_Clockbul Oh god it's started