Laura Van Destroyer

At any given time, you can find me tired, in pain, watching something horror/Halloween related while cuddling my dogs and/or husband 🦓#hEDS

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@sister_sulfur He’s precious! 🥹

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

The news is out! The @NANOGrav pulsar timing array collaboration has detected a background of cosmic gravitational waves rippling through our Universe! Let’s talk about it!
(Full press conference tomorrow, https://t.co/7hsBd7IWdO)
1/n

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@honeybeeathome I was vegan for 8 years and had to give it up for health reasons. Not an easy choice but my health appreciated it and I still try to be as ethical as I can be

[Captain Marvel News @CaptMarvelNews]

“Carol falls down all the time, but she always gets back up. — we say that about Captain America as well, but Captain America gets back up because it’s the right thing to do.
"Carol gets back up because ‘F**** you.’" — @kellysue

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@MercyhurstU How about you share the video with your “yeah he made a mistake and broke our code of conduct but oh well” statement.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

Imagine you’re wheelchair bound and you just want to live your life and go out with friends. The venue isn’t ADA complaint so they have to carry your down stairs to use the restroom. You comeback and your chair is damaged and strewn down the stairs

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@Revolvermag @thebandGHOST All of them 🖤 but Griftwood seems to have a solid hold on my heart and vocal chords

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@SymbolicDuck Someone seriously didn’t do their job

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@SymbolicDuck I love that the excuse is that the fans broke the server and not that Spotify needs better servers and support

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@virgoghoulette People on Twitter we’re giving away the password. So yeah, we all got screwed.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@SpotifyCares @SamUndomiel Clearly Spotify does not care. For my wedding, I did not send out RSVP requests and then turn people away when they showed up because we reached capacity. That’s not how that works.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@SpotifyLive So you send an invite, we all RSVP, and then when we click the link you sent us, it doesn’t work. Your answer?“sorry, room reached capacity” How in the hell does a room reach capacity when you had people RSVP. That’s not how that works.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@mosseri @chrissyteigen This is just not true. And again, you’re forcing content on people who aren’t consenting to it. Unless that’s what you want Instagram to become.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@mosseri I want autonomy over what I’m exposed to. I want a feed that shows me who I follow. If they post videos, so be it, but for fucks sake let me decide what I see.

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@PsychicCancer @BXRBIEE_G @partywithyou If I reached out to a friend and asked for help hooking up, I’d be hurt if they shared the convo. To ask someone I didn’t know, I have no reason to believe they would keep it private.

[Tasha @Hindsite20]

Watching #VikingsValhalla for the plot

The plot:

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@WendyRogersAZ Tell me you work for Russia, without telling me you work for Russia

[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

This is Twitter after #Instagram, Facebook and Whatsapp are down #whatsappdown #facebookdown

[Laura Van Destroyer @HauntedVVitch]

@MarkTamayoKTVU This looks to have been filmed on my neighbors property. Does he live there?