Haunted Cabbage

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@DeptofWar This government has been a joke for so long.

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

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Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post!
Ends: 9/19/2026 11:59pm PDT

BONUS ENTRY:
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[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@Polymarket The pigeons need something to shit on, so good.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@SecWar Nah, fuck him.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@Polymarket He is so increbdbly stupid.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@bluelivesmtr Your lineup of "celebrities" is as funny as your statement that you don't respect anyone who doesn't gargle Trumps balls.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

This is still Twitter

Its still the Gulf Of Mexico

And that Lake is still Lake Ontario

Moving on

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@FoxNews It is amazing how stupid you people are.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@proudnative18 AI pictures don't have birthdays.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@BarbaraVail11 @CityMinneapolis I command you in the name of jesus christ to abort yourself.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@bear_clams She reminds me of a waitress I worked with at a restaurant that called the kitchen staff on her day off and was asking how to cook hotdogs.

[Deadhaus Sonata - Early Access Now Available @DeadhausGame]

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[Deadhaus Sonata - Early Access Now Available @DeadhausGame]

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[Donny @DonnnySins]

Yo everybody. Im Donny.

I wanna thank everyone for the overwhelming support I've received recently so here's my gift back to one of you.

A gaming PC where you actually have a fair chance at winning!

To enter: Like & Retweet

That's it, no follow necessary! More details👇below!

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@NoContextHumans I wish the word "hack" would stop being used for everything.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@BoLoudon He ain't gonna fuck you, bro.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@budweiserusa Give me something that will make me want to call my ex when I know I shouldn't.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@RpsAgainstTrump We are living in the dumbest timeline.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Even if he was shot, his ears would magically heal themselves from any possible damage. Praise jebus.

[Haunted Cabbage @Haunted_Cabbage]

@NickAdamsinUSA He aint gonna fuck you, bro.