Haunted_Pumpkin

''The mind doesn't wear out with use, it actually
rusts with disuse''

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@carterallred @WatcherGuru Have you heard of this cool new technology? It’s called screenshotting, it’s free and comes standard with all smartphones

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Hard pass. Get fucked.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

You didn’t get a DOGE check, you didn’t get a tariff check, and you sure as fuck ain’t getting an election check!

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

Xbox since Asha became CEO

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@Usero0001a @aaronp613 A) all folding phones are just as, if not more, expensive

B) If someone is in the market and buying a $2000 phone, I don’t think they’re gonna care about an extra $16.67/month

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@UniverseIce As someone who did cellular repair for 2.5 years I’ll tell you a little secret; Samsung makes iPhone screens.

The only true leg up iPhone has is in software, and that’s solely due to the nature of Android OS

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@TawkVent @kickass2004 @HQNewsNow Good God you’re so deep into the red; it’s exhausting

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

How it feels to get tired at 9pm on a weekend

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Call me crazy, but maybe two men who fathered 19 children with 7 different women shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Tom Holland says he wouldn't make another Spider-Man movie until it had the right story 🕸️

"I was hesitant because I'd describe myself as a fan first of Spider-Man ... I wanted to make a movie for the right reasons, rather than because these movies [make money]"

“It wasn't until i sat down with director Destin Daniel Cretton ... he pitched me ideas of how he wanted to make a more personal story. I really felt like we were investing in the character in a way that the fans would really respond to"

(via @GMA)

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Sure.

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@BailyNicole5 @ryanjnaman @em_Lazzy @NYCMayor Revolutionary? Reusable? Yes they have had some launches that are semi-successful, but 9/10 rockets wind up in a ball of fire and causing all kinds of debris behind. As far as Tesla goes, yes they are pioneers, but at this point they’re too expensive; and too many failed promises

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Who eats those nasty cookies?"
Me eating those nasty cookies

[Haunted_Pumpkin @Haunted_Pmpkn]

@ryanjnaman @em_Lazzy @NYCMayor Keep licking that boot like a good boy

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work: