Harry Benjamin Fox

if self deprecation was a profession, i'd be shit at it

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

hey guys, I've decided that I'm going as harley quinn for halloween. I'll be real annoyed if anyone copies me ya hear

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

yo, anyone cried themselves to sleep? shit is hella hard bro

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

it's funny because Kim k is messin' with a broke broke now

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

dream job: be the woman who says 'give it to me baby' on pretty fly for a white guy

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

@tclewer I heard you don't tweet very often, but you did today #niceone

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

the hardest part about starting at a new university is that I have build my reputation as loser with no social presence all over again

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

hey bruno mars, a dragon isn't an occupation, you shitlord

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

I'm that b!tch that b!tch that b!tch don't hate

[malaya @accessforbidden]

to all my teachers who said my dreams were unrealistic fantasies that i'd never be able to achieve: congrats. you were correct

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

Sam Smith may have 4 Grammy's but there's 1 thing he'll never have: a notepad of poems detailing my yearning to experience childbirth

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

I'm thinking about writing, directing and starring in a sequel to 'White Chicks' entitled 'Black Chicks'. See my kickstarter for more info

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Me and my new mate @professorgreen Met tonight at @jamaledwards do

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

cotton eyed joe is as good as it gets

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

"Hey, do you wanna go to a party in my pants?"

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Pigeons pua love McFlurrys #ronald

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

off to the 'don't poo yourself for 5 days challenge' aka leeds festival

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Still not moved off the settee. National lazy day. Go for it. Mind you it's quiz night tonight so will av to get up

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

I feel as if the person who came up with the phrase 'my flavourite chicken' doesn't get enough commendation

[Harry Benjamin Fox @HausOfFox]

just got thrown off balance cutting some cheese. forever making daddy proud