Crying in Chanel

✨ Soft, spicy, and one Housewives scene away from crying on the elliptical ✨

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Made this account to tweet through my healing and Housewives obsession. It’s cheaper than therapy and cuter than journaling.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Mood. #TheTraitorsUS

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

@TherealCANDIACE Girllllll get him out of there

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

@byseanbrown Just take my money already 😫

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

nene and shereé beef been loading since the pilot — my god 😭

[Scorpio’s Groove ✮✨✮ @thekrishudson]

production PLEASE secretly give Dorinda about 6 dry martinis, and then tell her Colton has been throwing her name around as a traitor right before the round table. I BEG for a “liar, liar, f*g on fire” or sumn!!

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

restarting rhoa season 1 episode 1… no shade but who is lisa wu and why is deshawn planning a charity event with no charity ???

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

Good morning Linnethians!!! Bling Bling Bling, bitches is what???

[Daily Bravo 💌 @bravodailymail]

I don’t care if no one agrees with me but I think if Dorinda was allowed to have ten martinis a night on #TheTraitorsUS she would have caught those traitors by like episode 3 lmao #rhony

[† @mercurialsas]

This castle is getting very white, watch ur back Candiace #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUs

[Scorpio’s Groove ✮✨✮ @thekrishudson]

idk, kinda need Dorinda to show up to the round table blasted and be accused of being a traitor. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

@BravoTV

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

The way she danced around talkin’ bout “no one gets my coochie but you” and Kirk looked like 😐… ma’am. He’s already been dining elsewhere. This ain’t the serve you think it is. #LHHATL

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Rasheeda been acting like she the Beyoncé of the franchise since season 5 and I’m sorry but aside from that Press boutique and a tragic verse or two… who asked?? WHO?! 💀 #LHHATL #RealityTVTwitter #CryingInChanel

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Rasheeda’s storyline without Kirk cheating? Nonexistent. Like girl .. if he ain’t embarrassing you what else do you even do?? Walk around in wide belts?? Be serious. #LHHATL #CryingInChanel

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Rasheeda really out here spittin trauma bars like it’s a flex…ma’am we BEEN knew you not leaving Kirk 😒😭 #Lhhatl

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Phaedra been here 5 damn minutes and Angela already foaming at the mouth for camera time. “Thank you Phaedra for my introduction to the group” girl you are a weirdo. She didn’t even set her purse down before you started rehearsing your messy monologue. The thirst is astronomical

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

I’m halfway through this season of #RHOA and I’m convinced the Angela stans are trolling. Be serious.

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Porsha’s BBL is the blueprint. The waist? Tiny. The hips? Heavenly. The proportions? Unclockable. We need a task force to find her surgeon because I’m ready to invest. #RHOA

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Porsha better open her eyes because Angela is playing Housewives chess while Shamea is over here playing Uno with missing cards. This setup is too obvious. WAKE UP, QUEEN. #RHOA

[Crying in Chanel @HauteMessEnergy]

Now that’s the kind of ending I fuck with!!!! #SquidGameSeason3