I annoy, love, respect, scare, seduce, hurt, anger, infatuate, frustrate, flatter, amuse & tolerate everyone. I just do it better thanks to a lil thing - edits.
Hey, you. Yes YOU! You need a break from this app. Take a nap. Listen to good music. Go outside. Chill with your family.
xoxo,
The Good-Vibes-Only Police
(p.s. Take your water bottle with you!)
The moment you realize a co-star on one of your favorite BritBox series doesn't wear underwear... and you thank him for it :) #IloveBritishTV#letitswing#freethepenis
My mom and I are running out of toothpaste at the same time and just so happen to need new toothbrushes so we’ve decided to both switch to toothpaste tabs and bamboo toothbrushes, I want to say thank you to @StartTheWave and @DominiqueP_C for inspiring me to make a difference ☺️
Funny moments you never want to forget:
Your kiddo walking into his bedroom with his dog and suddenly yelling "Montie how the hell did you get the whole sheet off my bed?"
#puppyonekidzero#talenteddog#kidmakesmesmile
Moment you never want to forget:
Listening to your kiddo sing 'I Will Survive' through the door while he's in the shower. ❤️❤️❤️
#kidmakesmesmile#thatismyjam#IWillSurvive
On a final note, if this trans plotline makes parts of your body tingle, allow me to send it to the next notch on the vibrator. I’ve got the perfect pre-surgery trans-man to audition for the part… my son.
Until our keyboards cross again.
@emtothea@melaniescrofano
(10/10)
…but if I tweaked your interest in any way, shape, or form I would love to get my voice up close and personal with your luscious ear and perhaps virtually slip a few words back and forth between us.
@emtothea@melaniescrofano#Earpverse
(9/10)
Now I know that you are a hot commodity with tons of people wanting five minutes of your time, and as I stated earlier OMFG yeah I’m one of those…
@emtothea@melaniescrofano#Earpverse
(8/10)
...to take his first step to truly being himself on the outside as he is inside. All of this occurring as a side story while Wynonna Earp and her family try to keep everyone safe… and mostly undamaged.
@emtothea@melaniescrofano#Earpverse
(7/10)
Now let’s take it to the innovative level… This trans-man is pre-top surgery. Imagine taking him through the emotional rollercoaster of befriending new people while discovering inner peace leading up to the scalpel...
@emtothea@melaniescrofano#Earpverse
(6/10)
Imagine this: A trans-man with a warped (albeit morally intact) sense of conscience and great smile finds his way to the Ghost River Triangle with hopes to raise a little hell induced fun for himself.
@emtothea@melaniescrofano#Earpverse
(5/10)