ahead of the sexuals

Former LPDZ member. she/her/hers

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

This is so good lmfao

[Zeraiya ☀️ @ZERAIYAKO]

Immigrants move here and enrich the culture while embracing it, transplants come here to disrupt, gentrify and ruin it. That’s the difference.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[carol ⚢ @dirtydrcl]

no filme tem uma cena dele explicando pra Katherine que não conseguia fazer amizade com crianças da idade pq viam ele diferente..

[milly @s1lliejean]

Omg look at baby Michael with his middle school class😭😭😭

[𝖽𝖺𝗇𝖺 @wuteverhappens]

somebody said this is what the Jackson’s saw when they lost their baby brother and I don’t think I’m sleeping tonight

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

NYC is so pumped that if you say Knicks in 5 (as opposed to 4) they deport you to Delaware

[ahead of the sexuals @HaveAmbition_]

They sell data to ad companies. Those same ad companies buy space on the app itself

[Hacko Swago🏴‍☠️ @swago_baby]

maybe i’m dumb but how do free apps like WhatsApp that has over 3 billion users worldwide even make any money ?

[ahead of the sexuals @HaveAmbition_]

Yes because the state don’t care about the baby fr

[fresh👑 @OfficialBFresh]

If a pregnant woman is sentenced to death, can she be executed????

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Sis nailed each and every one 😂

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Kerry and Nnamdi are such a gorgeous couple. Don’t ever show me her with that other man again.

[ahead of the sexuals @HaveAmbition_]

@KISSmeKRYS Girl I was JUST thinking about this like omg

[ahead of the sexuals @HaveAmbition_]

Yes, in high school

[frankiestein 🌱🧟‍♀️ @c0llinsworld]

@9chabard you were taught about dental dams in sex ed class???

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won.

Many people chose not to believe them.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

every time I go to deep ellum I gotta stop by The Spot and pay my respects

[ahead of the sexuals @HaveAmbition_]

She loved Galleria! And didn’t play about her

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

1. Lynn Whitfield never plays broke.
2. Lynn Whitfield never had a TV daughter she didn’t hate.
3. Martha Stewart was so nice to let all these people live on her island.