Hail Lobster

Morbidly a beast.

473.7 lbs. BMI 62.5

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530.2lbs BMI 68.1

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@ChimpMega @TheCriticalDri2 I wanna watch surf Dracula. 🌊 🧛‍♂️

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@TheCriticalDri2 One of the greatest TV shows of all time.

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@TheRealWizar Not gonna argue with your semantics.

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@traumadumpling ♂️

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@libsoftiktok Lawyers of TikTok?

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@fleshsimulator Crankin' the hog.

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@desert_starr_57 Cats are the best. I can't say the same about women.

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@GAltringham Just as retarded as I remember. Still fuckin hate it.

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@OldInternetFeel Best screensaver of all time.

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@SinoopyS @keyfipyIasimIar First dude sucks on it.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Scary Movie (2000) | Scream (1996)

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@PurebloodFinn @TheLegalMindset @Tectone You're allowed to

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@TheLegalMindset @Tectone Midgets are NOT allowed to love.

Now get back in the canon.

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@libsoftiktok @HelloFresh Disgusting.

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@DocStrangelove2

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@DyerbolicalDB Someone needs to edit this and pitch down his voice. It would be way funnier hearing his accurate voice in a silly sketch.

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@BiancoDavinci That's fucking awesome.

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@ArtorOtherThing

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@MlCHAELMYRS Fuck it —I'm doing a straight up remake again. It's been long enough.