P1 in South Jersey

transplanted dfw-ite - my wife hated all the sports tweets on my real twitter, so i made this one #the2300 #mffl #rangers #gostars

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Dang it hot Fry, I was blissfully unaware that I had a quirk but here I am, need to take kids trick or treating in the next 30 minutes. I’m squeezing some yard work since it’s so nice on the east coast. @GeorgeDunham @TheMusersPod

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This is a really good game for a couple of really bad teams.

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I wish I knew a brewers fan in real life. This is awesome for them.

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Hey (fellow) brewers fans… what do we chant when something goes really well? I totally know, but I just wanna see if y’all do. #bucksbuddies

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Thanks @GeorgeDunham A commercial about tax help just said it may seem impossible to get out of debt. Gross. @CincoDeMino #rentfree @TheTicketDallas

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Tonight’s game is broadcasting on Snake Pit? @corbydavidson

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Dear @corbydavidson @oldwaver @SportsSturm a guy at my New Jersey office was sporting a cowboys polo today to troll eagles fans. I ask him where he was from and he said Houston. I didn’t expect either you or him to discuss this today.

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Adios #TexasRangers Tme for hockey! We see you next April.

LFG #DallasStars!!!!

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I’m not sure if this is the rangers year.

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It appears to be very bright in Tennessee today. #titans #eagles

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@NotJackKemp I know who killed me.

https://t.co/VcLsVYhtqd

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@tweetgrubes your pops expanded to Milwaukee?( (that’s Algonquin for “the good land”)

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I have never heard @MikeBacsik more excited than him talking about harry caray shirtless broadcasting #texasrangers

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Dear @TheHardline3to7 helpline. Today there are no baseball games in the pacific time zone. (Probably the last few days and tomorrow as well). The final first pitch of the day is 840ET with dodgers at Rockies. Pretty cool, huh?

I can listen to diamond talk sans distraction

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@tobypipesywhw entered a Wawa restroom in New Jersey to pee, thanks for serenading me.

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@oldwaver how you handling cooter and Big P dying so close together?

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@TheMusersPod I had some rodent activity this week. This guy hopped up on the dash when I was going 70mph and now I can’t shake the feeling he’ll be back, even though I’ve never seen this before.

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@MattBermingham Bingo.

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@MattBermingham you said tuesdays is Wawa. Is that Whataburger? Cause I live in a place where you get hoagies at Wawa.

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I hope Gio Rojas is a great player. Cause I’m a little tired of the interview already